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Petty confessions

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CuntyMcBollocks · 05/08/2020 12:54

Does anybody have any crap or petty confessions that they want to get off their chest? No judgements, and the more petty the better. I'll start...

I cleaned my trainers with my brothers toothbrush when we were kids as he used to try and get my in trouble. Our mum always believed his lies so I got my petty revenge by scrubbing the dirt from underneath my trainers with his tooth brush.

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TheQueef · 05/08/2020 12:57

It was me who ate all the jelly beans in the jar for customers. Every single time.
It was also me who forgot the silent alarm to the police not the Yemeni community centre cat.

botswanabanana · 05/08/2020 12:57

Oh god I occasionally used to scrub the toothbrush of the family member I was cross with in the soap bar!

GinDrinker00 · 05/08/2020 12:58

I cut the plug off my exes PlayStation once. We spilt up and he spread rumours about me to our mutual friends but forgot he had left it at my house...

Namey32 · 05/08/2020 13:03

It was me who used to eat loads of the strawberries from the ingredients fridge on a really long shift... Should have given me breaks without having to find someone to cover it myself.

The hideous candlestick holders didn't get lost in the house move. I took them to the charity shop.

strawberriesunited · 05/08/2020 13:12

It was me who took out all of your laces from every single pair of shoes in your house and cut them in half when i found out you had cheated. Although i think you already know that

Choppedupapple · 05/08/2020 13:56

He didn’t lose his favourite shirt, I took it to the charity shop

ViciousJackdaw · 05/08/2020 14:02

The Sky+ box didn't delete all those episodes of Top Gear by itself...twas I.

ViciousJackdaw · 05/08/2020 14:04

Also, it's me who puts a copy of the Mirror over the stack of s*n newspapers in the Sains Local every single day.

tvtvtv · 05/08/2020 14:07

I didn't 'forget' that you were a bitter little lady when I used to stack the cups too high that you'd have to jump or ask for my help.

I was 16 and she was in her 60s, the same role but I started before her and was better but yet she'd bark orders at me like I was her personal assistant.

KeepSmiling89 · 05/08/2020 14:10

I go into my DH's tropical granola and steal the bits of dried fruit (pineapple etc).

Aroundtheworldin80moves · 05/08/2020 14:10

8yo, I didn't accidentally bash DHs gaming equipment he hadnt put away. I rammed the pram into it.

Also... The green paint scuff on the rear view mirror? I hit the gate. It wasn't random car park damage.

TinkersRucksack · 05/08/2020 14:16

Dear ex boyfriend, I'm sorry that I put your toothbrush up my bum then put it back in the holder for you to use.

Actually, I'm not. Fuck you.

Nonononon · 05/08/2020 14:20

After I found you on the dating site, I set fire to all of the clothes you left at mine.

Nonononon · 05/08/2020 14:22

Just to add* I found him on the dating site AFTER we were officially a couple.
Fucking bastard.

Angelnix · 05/08/2020 14:22

Sorry 10yo dd that I've just helped you look for modelling balloons that I threw out about six months ago and telling you that you must've used them all!

pooopypants · 05/08/2020 14:24

@tinkersrucksack 😂😂😂

farandfew · 05/08/2020 14:31

Yes @ViciousJackdaw!! Not all heroes wear capes 👌

I knew I was eating the last of the nice yoghurts and that I'd already had more than half of them

JBizz · 05/08/2020 14:38

Yesterday I hid all the easy to make food in the house from DH to prove a point. Making him not eat.

He is on a new diet for high blood pressure and so this week I got in ingredients for healthier meals as advised by his GP. He didn't 'like' the meal and then said he would just make himself something later (he can't cook) so I said well there is nothing easy to make in the house so you need to eat this or have nothing. He didn't listen. I then remembered there were some pot noodles at the back of the cupboard so I hid them. To prove a point.

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CuntyMcBollocks · 05/08/2020 14:40

DH, I actually ate 3 doughnuts and only saved you one. I regret nothing!

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roundandsideways · 05/08/2020 14:45

As a child I used to eat the cream of the trifle in the fridge, to get revenge on my tattle tale sister, I also licked her lollipop and put the wrapper back on

CaptainCorellisPangolin · 05/08/2020 14:55

Dear big brother, I'm sorry I knocked your retainer off the bathroom cabinet shelf into the toilet. And then didn't tell you or clean it as I was in a rush.

Dear big sister, it was me who told your boyfriend that you were also sleeping with his best friend. And his brother. Which you were, to be fair. I can't quite remember why I was annoyed with you.

TheQueef · 05/08/2020 14:57

To Lidl.
I'm sorry about the kerfuffle that time, with the smell.
It was DS.
God only knows what that school fed him but that day he fucking stank.
He didn't need a poo so he said, he was carpet bombing stench.
They turned off the mini bakery thinking of was an electrical fault.

Mammatino · 05/08/2020 15:58

I dropped a tray of bacon and cheese straws on the floor, picked them up and put them on the buffet table. I did the same with some uncooked chicken drumsticks on my birthday 22 years ago..this time in soil...you all said they were lovely. You shouldn’t have left me to cook the bbq on my birthday. I didn’t eat either the straws or the chicken legs.

VictoriaBun · 05/08/2020 16:33

As a child we didn't get the big tin of chocolates but my parents would buy the boxes of Quality Street, Roses, and others so we would get more of a variety.
I used to carefully open them from the bottom to get my favourites out before they were ' officially ' opened. Come Christmas everyone used to moan that the boxes didn't have many of the ' best ones ' in them.

VelociraptorRex · 05/08/2020 16:42

@TheQueef my DP does that too, so embarrassing 😂

At secondary school, I made a lovely meal in home economics and packaged it to take home. Sadly it fell on the floor of the hallway at school so I scooped it back in the pot and said nothing, and let family have it for dinner. I wasn't hungry that evening

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