MONSTER SANDWICHES!!!

[Arthersleep]

So.... Where to begin?!!
I think that I'll just leave this here and skuttle off. Enjoy!

m.youtube.com/watch?v=ObOhVvrp86E&feature=youtu.be

Sausage Snails!!!! She has another instructional video on how to make SAUSAGE SNAILS!

Do you suppose that she's finally buckled under the pressure of Andrew's antics and needs committing? Or perhaps this was taken whilst in some sort of institution! Baffling. Utterly baffling.

Mummy Sausages!!

Good grief!!

Oh my! What have I just watched

@onedayallthiswillbeyours

I know!!! I couldn't decide who was going mad.me or her?!!

I mean, who on earth would watch such crap?!! Well, aside from me of course. I find it quite compelling in a perverse watching a car crash sort of way!

This is insane poor Bea and Eugenie!

Dear God.

I was just investigating further, when I stumbled across the Daily Express headline:

Sarah Ferguson comeback: Fergie earns 'cult following' after 'rising like a phoenix'

I am now even more perplexed! Do you think that they are just encouraging her for their own entertainment?

Oh my Lord.

@olympicsrock

Princess Beatrice is also involved and has read her own stories on it!!

She makes Carol Baskin look normal!

What.
The.
Actual.
Fuck?

The Poor Queen! Just when she thought things couldn't get any worse!!

@LunaNorth

I know!!! She's as mad as a box of frogs!!

Um.

My child would be terrified...

I'm not a fan of the Royals but I think you're getting nasty for the fun of it OP

WTAF have I just watched.

Is that actually her or a spoof?

That looks like something off The Windsors!

It's not great. I'm fairly sure that if o did something similar I'd come under fire too, but I'm just glad that my less than polished presenter skills would be largely ignored.

I feel a bit sorry for Sarah Ferguson. She's clearly a person with a little to offer but who never quite found her groove. It's a shame. I think being involved with the royal family probably did get no favours at all

But seriously, it all looks like good fun, and appears to be for a decent cause: www.sarahstrust.com/who-we-are

Nice try Fergie, but even this madness won't divert attention away from your ex husband.

Oh my dear god, is she drunk?

I'm niggled about the raw sausage on the knife she cut the pepper with for 'after it's cooked'. Let's have raw sausage on our snails the , shall we?

I. Can't. Even...