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MONSTER SANDWICHES!!!

120 replies

Arthersleep · 21/07/2020 20:17

So.... Where to begin?!!
I think that I'll just leave this here and skuttle off. Enjoy!

m.youtube.com/watch?v=ObOhVvrp86E&feature=youtu.be

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Arthersleep · 21/07/2020 20:21

Sausage Snails!!!! She has another instructional video on how to make SAUSAGE SNAILS!

Do you suppose that she's finally buckled under the pressure of Andrew's antics and needs committing? Or perhaps this was taken whilst in some sort of institution! Baffling. Utterly baffling.

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Arthersleep · 21/07/2020 20:27

Mummy Sausages!!

Good grief!!

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onedayallthiswillbeyours · 21/07/2020 20:29

Oh my! What have I just watched Grin

Arthersleep · 21/07/2020 20:36

@onedayallthiswillbeyours

I know!!! I couldn't decide who was going mad.me or her?!!

I mean, who on earth would watch such crap?!! Well, aside from me of course. I find it quite compelling in a perverse watching a car crash sort of way!

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olympicsrock · 21/07/2020 20:39

This is insane poor Bea and Eugenie!

dementedma · 21/07/2020 20:40

Dear God.

Arthersleep · 21/07/2020 20:41

I was just investigating further, when I stumbled across the Daily Express headline:

Sarah Ferguson comeback: Fergie earns 'cult following' after 'rising like a phoenix'

I am now even more perplexed! Do you think that they are just encouraging her for their own entertainment?

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bibbitybobbitycats · 21/07/2020 20:41

Oh my Lord.

Arthersleep · 21/07/2020 20:44

@olympicsrock

Princess Beatrice is also involved and has read her own stories on it!!

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Arthersleep · 21/07/2020 20:45

She makes Carol Baskin look normal!

MONSTER SANDWICHES!!!
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LunaNorth · 21/07/2020 20:46

What.
The.
Actual.
Fuck?

Arthersleep · 21/07/2020 20:47

The Poor Queen! Just when she thought things couldn't get any worse!!

MONSTER SANDWICHES!!!
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Arthersleep · 21/07/2020 20:48

@LunaNorth

I know!!! She's as mad as a box of frogs!!

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AnneLovesGilbert · 21/07/2020 20:50

Um.

NavyBerry · 21/07/2020 20:51

My child would be terrified...

GreyGardens88 · 21/07/2020 20:53

I'm not a fan of the Royals but I think you're getting nasty for the fun of it OP

Aposterhasnoname · 21/07/2020 20:53

WTAF have I just watched.

dementedma · 21/07/2020 20:54

Is that actually her or a spoof?

CannibalPanda · 21/07/2020 20:55

That looks like something off The Windsors! Grin

CandyLeBonBon · 21/07/2020 20:59

It's not great. I'm fairly sure that if o did something similar I'd come under fire too, but I'm just glad that my less than polished presenter skills would be largely ignored.

I feel a bit sorry for Sarah Ferguson. She's clearly a person with a little to offer but who never quite found her groove. It's a shame. I think being involved with the royal family probably did get no favours at all

CannibalPanda · 21/07/2020 21:00

But seriously, it all looks like good fun, and appears to be for a decent cause: www.sarahstrust.com/who-we-are

TimeWastingButFun · 21/07/2020 21:02

Nice try Fergie, but even this madness won't divert attention away from your ex husband.

feebeecat · 21/07/2020 21:03

Oh my dear god, is she drunk?

TimeWastingButFun · 21/07/2020 21:03

I'm niggled about the raw sausage on the knife she cut the pepper with for 'after it's cooked'. Let's have raw sausage on our snails the , shall we?

SpongeBobJudgeyPants · 21/07/2020 21:05

I. Can't. Even...