To ask for the most random misspelling you’ve ever seen?

[Avelosa]

Lightheaded and not judgey as I often spell things wrong!

Someone posted on a recipe group on Facebook asking for ideas of what to make with some beef mince. One of the replies was ‘spaghetti ballanayse’

Anyone else seen any great ones!?

I have two Dyslexic children and their Dad is also Dyslexic.
I remember dd pleading for a travel game of hangman which I bought in the hope it might help and us all playing it on a train journey. We were in the quiet coach and the kids were using their 'indoor voices' but there was just us and a few other tables and by the end of the 2 hour journey a number of the other passengers were in absolute stitches. So, I am well aware that there is a huge difference between intelligence and mangling words / phrases / spellings however....

Today I spoke to a woman about ds (who also has Autism)
I said 'he is very literal'. Yes, she said: I have noticed he is very lit-a-rit. 'Really?' I said (as he's not, very) Yes, yes, she said very lit-a-rit indeed. She is his Senco...

My ticket to the US Capitol was in fact for the Capital. It was printed by the visitor desk in the Capitol. The Capitol may be in the capital, but they are two different things.

One on a Facebook selling site

Green willies for sale

Was supposed to be green Wellies 😂😂

I have a friend with the surname Browne

He regularly gets things sent to Mr Brown-Withanee

"Bathered Sausage" on a take away menu somewhere we were visiting. Battered sausages will be bathered forever now.

I just spelled etiquette this way "eticit" on another thread i wish you could edit your posts on here

I believe we know the same Marc :D

There's a whole 'kark' thing now, with some related friends.

Oh. It didn't quote the PP who wrote about Marc with a c/ cark

@Carlamity

A letter from a large insurance company to a customer several times offering him a retirement 'penis' !

I'm single, female and nearly pension age.

I'm here to claim my retirement penis.

Prolly for probably - aaaargh

I saw ‘on mass’ twice yesterday (once on here).

Not misspelling but misreading, my Dstepdad, who knows little of popular culture, was in charge of reading the answers to a ‘guess the intro’ game. ‘Kool and the Gong’ and ‘The Dave Clark S’ were two of the popular beat combos named. (To be fair the print was very small)

I was once invited to a buff a.

Rather than a buffet, that still makes me chuckle today 🤣

I once found a cotbed on eBay where the Matthews weren't included.

Passed one today, ‘eegs for sale’.

My name begins with an 'O' let's, imagine my name is Ohhai Pete. I once got a letter addressed to Miss Zero Pete

Chewner and Cark. I LOLed.

Someone was selling a phone on Facebook with an ‘airline’ crack in the screen 🤣🤣🤣. What makes me laugh is how they think these spellings make sense 😂.

Hambag is another

Lol at ‘lightheaded’ OP! Was that deliberate?

I’ve had ballballs for baubles. Old primary school teacher did that. And text styles instead of textiles.

Theatrical psychics instead of theoretical physics.

I love the Bearue de Change (on a street near me) - In big, professionally (ahem) done lettering.

St Pancreas Station
Sanfran Disco

@IAintentDead

I have a friend with the surname Browne

He regularly gets things sent to Mr Brown-Withanee

And someone I know had a letter addressed to Mr Stephen Withervee-Brown

DC wrote fonicks instead of phonics, there's no better, or more appropriate, misspelling!

These are funny

www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/unforgivable-spelling-mistakes

Snooker diving instead of scuba diving. It was a lady in her late 50's who's spent her whole life thinking it was snooker. 😁