To ask for the most random misspelling you’ve ever seen?

[Avelosa]

Lightheaded and not judgey as I often spell things wrong!

Someone posted on a recipe group on Facebook asking for ideas of what to make with some beef mince. One of the replies was ‘spaghetti ballanayse’

Anyone else seen any great ones!?

Rest bite

Not uncommon but discusting really makes me smile.

I am a women...

Payed for paid. I've seen it a few times on here.

Pubic meeting instead of public meeting.
Or at least that's what I presumed they meant....

Rest bite, i've seen that loads
Deftifying - instead of death-defying!

Chicken sees her salad

'After some graffle for my boarders'

When my eldest was around 4 years old, I wrote my shopping list out and she added ' choona ' to it for tuna.
I've still got that list 33 years on and still laugh at the ' choona ' 😂

A restaurant had 'Eat and Mess' on the menu.... think it was Eton Mess 😂

Ejog

Child referring to a small garden creature.

It was in this site YEARS ago. Someone was moaning about a braggy lady and said:

"She was acting like a right Pre Madonna"

😂😂😂

@MistyGreenAndBlue oh no🤦🏻‍♀️ Exactly why this isn’t judgey as I would be an absolute hypocrite haha!

@steff13 @Soubriquet I was going to say the ‘Mark with a C’ one but you beat me to it

Probably not uncommon but I have seen '3 piece suits' for sale rather than '3 piece suites'.

As a science teacher, I often get 'comical flasks' instead of 'conical flasks'. Had a 'chronicle flask' once too! Also, when looking at books in my department, I noticed a boy had written 'main entrance' instead of 'maintenance' I always think it's quite cute when kids miss spell things.

Once on a local selling page I saw "a pair of Hunter willies, great condition" 😂

Have you seen the YouTube clip of people misspelling 'pregnant?' Hilarious!!!

Just remembered another one. A colleague who emailed to say she had just eaten a "car of chocolate". No wonder she looked a bit overwhelmed!

DH is dyslexic which can be challenging so he asks me to spellcheck for him. On a job application he put:

'I work well on my own or as part of a grope' (yes he's happy for me to share - he thought it was funny too).

There's a garage not far from me who offer "puncher repairs".

@Floofboopsnootandbork

Not the great or unusual but about 5 years ago we saw a fb post from 2011 where DP had spelt example as egg sample so now anytime we say anything being with ex with change it to egg, eggcellent, eggciting, eggsample, eggsactly

@Floofboopsnootandbork So funny 😂

I once saw an advert in a newspaper for a clothes shop. It listed some of the brand names they stocked - one was 'Versarchay'. I had to keep looking at it, I couldn't believe it was real.

One Christmas I saw a florist with reeves on sale.

Someone asked on FB when people thought the ‘pandamic’ would be over, which made me think we were being savages by a black and white creature called Michael

Dyslexic DD has had some crackers. Shy horse and Drath being memorable ones.

Tail pooling for tarpaulin