To ask for the most random misspelling you’ve ever seen?

[Avelosa]

Lightheaded and not judgey as I often spell things wrong!

Someone posted on a recipe group on Facebook asking for ideas of what to make with some beef mince. One of the replies was ‘spaghetti ballanayse’

Anyone else seen any great ones!?

My favourite has to be "Jacket Potato'es" covering all grammar bases and hoping for the best.

Someone trying to rehome a cat on local FB page announcing that "She has been spade" !

My nephew texted to say he was having Dolphin Wah potatoes for dinner. He's 25.

Someone on Facebook put up a" redneck shopping list" on Facebook it was all spent out phonetically I did manage most of it but was stumped by Margon.

When I was teaching my 5 year olds often spelt 'couldn't' as 'cunt'. (Northern accent)

Someone I know on Facebook regularly writes everythink and anythink, rather than everything and anything.

More of a language barrier issue, but DP and I had been to Munich for an event we were participating in and had a driver to take us to the airport afterwards. We had a fair amount of time to kill, and were getting on like a house on fire with the driver, who suggested he take us to a Middle Aged fair happening nearby.

DP and I are in our early 50s and were mid 40s but we are "alternative" (and probably slightly immature) - so we exchanged horrified looks, both stricken with ideas of caravans, anoraks, cruises and beige (all lovely if that's your thing of course, but definitely not on our list of interests - though there's still time I suppose).

It transpired he meant a medieval re-enactment event and we had a great couple of hours drinking beer and singing along to heavy metal renditions of medieval drinking songs, but for a horrible lost in translation moment we thought we had passed our sell by date and never even noticed.......

Shop near us used to advertise Bed's Sofa's Mattress'es

Parse the parsel

A friend on FB always writes 'knotting like a spa day/night out/whatever ' instead of 'nothing like'. Every single time.

I was looking if I still had the picture but sadly not, in Cape Verde reading a menu in a restaurant ‘sheep flesh salad’

chregure - treasure
sore - sorry

Both from primary kids.
Dare mis I am verr sore for punshing jorden. I will not do it again. From Charlie

sore was very common, chregure was a unique spelling straight from the people who brought you phonics the religion.

The most common ones I see are loose (lose) and lead (led)

Eysikle......... icicle 😐

I hate "ower" for our.
And most people who do it still write the rest in text speak. Why take away half the letters from most words, and yet add more to other ones?

@goose1964 -margarine?

You will have to deal with the reaper cushions of this!

Oh I’m loving these

@Tunnocks34 harry noes is so cute!

Bows even! This isn’t going well for me is it🤦🏻‍♀️

At the beginning of a horror story, 'do not read this story if you are sacred' (scared).

Haemogoblin for haemoglobin. Tiny goblins in your blood!

And in the early years, a proudly-displayed piece of work where 'can't' had been written as 'cunt' several times.

I love these!

My favourite is "say lavvy" for "c'est la vie".

My boss, whose name was admittedly quite difficult (Caradoc) once had a letter addressed to him as Craddock. I chuckled at that for days.

'Rest bite' for 'respite'

'Swayed hangbag' on eBay

And not necessarily a spelling one, but one of DH's colleagues, when asked to spell words with an 'O' in them, would say 'O for otango'. It's an animal, apparently.

Oh and also 'imparticular' (in particular. I think. Guessing from context) and 'blayntently' (blatantly. Again, guessing from context).

A TA in a school I used to work in wrote on a wall display, for all to see, about our class assemberly. So embarrassing!