To ask for the most random misspelling you’ve ever seen?

[Avelosa]

Lightheaded and not judgey as I often spell things wrong!

Someone posted on a recipe group on Facebook asking for ideas of what to make with some beef mince. One of the replies was ‘spaghetti ballanayse’

Anyone else seen any great ones!?

My mum's Alexa thinks she is called Roast Me (Rosemary) which makes me piss myself laughing!

A friend on Twitter once sent me a pic of a new cleaning product she had discovered calling Clit Bang! I think she meant Cillit Bang.

To dilly dance.

Hmm. Due diligence maybe?

There was an excellent one on a horse advert I saw recently but I can't remember it. Think it was intensive perpousrs rather than intents and purposes.

Spotted this gem on Facebook today.

One of my favourites is "dire rear". Because although it's a misspelling, it's a perfect description of diarrhoea.

A friend’s girlfriend once advertised for sale a “mental bed” on Facebook.

My husband writes “tomartos” on the shopping list. I want to kill him, but I love him too much.