To ask for the most random misspelling you’ve ever seen?

[Avelosa]

Lightheaded and not judgey as I often spell things wrong!

Someone posted on a recipe group on Facebook asking for ideas of what to make with some beef mince. One of the replies was ‘spaghetti ballanayse’

Anyone else seen any great ones!?

Cheveron instead of Siobhan

Saw a business card with a job title
"Accunt Manager"
Always wondered if he was.

Aidaso mutha fuka.....

A girl in my form had this written on her bag when I was in year 7.... it only dawned on me a few years ago she meant ‘adios mother f@*ker’ still cracks me up!

This cracked me up too

@HogDogKetchup

Rest bite

Not uncommon but discusting really makes me smile.

Rest bite makes perfect sense though as you to respite for a rest.

Lack toast in toddler ants

I might be on my own but in my part of the world, a hair tie is a bobble & a bauble is a Christmas ornament😂

My favourite ever misspelling/misunderstanding that I've come across (in a book all about the ones kids make called A Pis of Cak) is "The lady who stopped people being mean to black people was called Rachel Ikwality". 🤣

I’ve just been reading a thread on here, and someone said ‘grant it I’ve never done that before’

@AthenaMinerva she sounds like a lovely lady

@tabbycat985 definitely the same here!

In official documentation no less I once saw ‘a free peace sweet’ ....

A pub near me has a big sign saying they do outside catrering. 😁

In the very early days of word processing and when we still had typing pools, a report came back to me with “a poxy infection” instead of “epoxy injection”. Glad I proof read it before it went out!

Skellington (skeleton)

And the best one, local lady advertising her wedding stationery business on Facebook with a card (clearly printed off her own printer in a common scrolled word font) saying ‘you are invited to the wedding of.....on SATARDAY 4th July

I’d like to think they’d proof read these things before providing a service like that!

‘Through’ for ‘threw’, but I suspect know-it-all autocorrect there.,,

I often used to see ‘rest bite’ on a forum for carers of people with dementia. It did make sense - the poor things were desperate for a ‘bite’ of rest.

I wish I could remember the one I saw on a leaflet from our local university - advertising an MA in English Lit!!

A cafe was opened it offered bungers and mush as an option amongst many other typos. English was not their first language. It was a very reasonably priced friendly place, we used to go quite often before lockdown.

Anerversary. By a graduate who was being paid to teach English to non-native teenagers.

A job was sent over to me at work stating that “the customers fents has blown down”.

@Lansonmaid

Birth instead of berth when describing caravans for sale - a 6 birth caravan makes the mind boggle

Off topic, but noticed your name - you meat be very near me my 'ansum!

Fanticy for fantasy.

I’ve just remembered, I used to go to an “Anti Natal” yoga class.

@iklboo

Fanticy for fantasy.

I spotted that one on MN today too.