I don’t have a great deal of experience but I always thought the majority of TV sex was pure unrealistic fantasy.
However a few years ago now I couldn’t sleep in a hotel due to a couple above me having rough sex for THREE HOURS straight. And it sounded like she was cumming pretty much every 8 minutes or so. And she was soooo loud, she sounded like she was on a vibrating rollercoaster “whuh-whu-wu-wu-wwwwwwwwwwww-Whhuuuuuuuoooooooooooohhhhhhhh-WHOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAA!”. And they seemed to be having sex on every single surface of the room...the bed, every wall, the floor, the desk, the shower, the windowsill, the toilet seat for heavens sake (it was a Travelodge so each room was identikit and U could hear every bloody jackhammering thrust and grunt). He’d grunt, they’d stop for about twenty seconds then off they’d go again. I have no idea how the poor woman could walk the next day and will admit to sneakily trying to figure out who the couple were in the breakfast room the next day.
Anyway, I was attending a conference all week, a female colleague asked me at lunch the next day if I’d slept well because I looked tired. I told her no and the above story. This couple that were also in attendance started to go red, the man muttered under his breath, “hope she’s not staying in the Travelodge”. My colleague said “she is! Why did you hear them too?” It became apparent in the elevator that night that they were indeed the culprits. So awkward. The poor girl looked like she wanted to die of embarrassment whilst he was like the cat with the cream.
What made it even more icky is that whilst we’d all assumed they were a businessman father and his quiet, studious young daughter learning how to take over the family business, they were actually a married couple with a huge age gap (20s/50s).
She didn’t look at me for the rest of the week.
So some people ARE having insane Hollywood style sex. But I’m really not sure I’d want to
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