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To think Aragorn is so sexy

147 replies

user1468867871 · 19/06/2020 00:57

Just that.....ever time I watch Lord of the Rings I think mmm yes there’s something about you

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draughtycatflap · 19/06/2020 16:53

@Herecomethehotstepper

Totally would. Though to be honest after lockdown even Gollum's looking good.
😱😂
draughtycatflap · 19/06/2020 16:57

@Waxonwaxoff0

draughtycatflap nah, I prefer this guy 😂
😂 rough...

Could be worse, could be Tom Bombadil with his stupid yellow wellies. I’m so glad that fool was left out of the films. With his hopping about singing dilly dally nonsense I would hold his head under a fresh spring pond just to shut him up.

Stompythedinosaur · 19/06/2020 18:46

I grew up with Aragorn as the trouserless fellow from the Bakshi animated Lord of the Rings.

I love him, but perhaps not carnally.

Stompythedinosaur · 19/06/2020 18:48

For you delegation.

To think Aragorn is so sexy
Stompythedinosaur · 19/06/2020 18:48

Delectation

Darcydashwood · 19/06/2020 18:49

YADNBU he is absolutely smokin in the first two films. I actually fancy him less in Return Of the King however when he gets all glossy and pampered for his coronation HmmGrin

museumum · 19/06/2020 18:51

Is he really called Aragorn? Lol I always thought it was Aragon Blush

OrangeGinLemonFanta · 19/06/2020 18:53

I have nothing new to add to this thread - I too don't fancy him all scrubbed up and I don't fancy the actor at all - but OP you are so NOT unreasonable. In fact this is probably the most reasonable thing ever posted on MN. Wistful sigh for grubby, tough yet gentle, strong and clever stubbly Aragon.

Allsloppy · 19/06/2020 19:01

I have a picture of him on my pin board at work. It has been there for years Blush. Unfortunately I am working from home so can not see it anymore Sad

SeasonallySnowyPeasant · 19/06/2020 19:18

Film Aragorn and Eomer are very watchable (and listenable).

Book Faramir for me though, every time You know the bit in the Matilda film, when she wishes people were like the characters in her books? That. I wonder if I could get DP to grow his hair and growl a bit...

Thatnameistaken · 19/06/2020 19:58

Faramir all the way for me!

RevIMJolly · 19/06/2020 20:31

stompy thank you! That takes me back to when I was a massive LOTR fan but only had the cartoon.

I love it when we realise that Strider is actually the king. And love the door pushing thing too.

managinged · 19/06/2020 20:32

Faramir (David "Daisy" Wenham) !!!

managinged · 19/06/2020 20:36

Forgot to add: really liked Lee Pace's voice as Thranduil; way better than Orlando Bloom's voice. I have this theory that Orlando's voice has held him back a bit in his career. The Legoland role was really good for him because he didn't have to say much.

ferretface · 19/06/2020 21:05

@Stompythedinosaur I don't know, those are some strapping thighs on cartoon Aragorn...I probably still would Grin

TinyPigeon · 19/06/2020 21:07

Oh yes Strider. I would sit on his face and pedal his ears.

Normal Vigo tho, hell no.

ferretface · 19/06/2020 21:09

Be still my beating heart!

To think Aragorn is so sexy
MiddlesexGirl · 19/06/2020 21:10

Absolutely, 10/10! Funnily enough "normal" Viggo Mortensen is at the complete opposite end of the scale for me... The Aragorn hair and stubble must provide the allure grin

I could have written this post myself!

DiseasesOfTheSheep · 19/06/2020 21:28

I'm still in phase 2, but this feels appropriate.

To think Aragorn is so sexy
OnceUponAMidnightBeery · 19/06/2020 21:29

Oh God YANBU, that’s my next day off sorted, rewatching LOTR 😛

Thanks PP, he will forever be known as Arahorn now!

Fancied the book character as well mind, but he was even hotter in the films than in my imagination. Must RTFT in hope of good dreams tonight 😉

ferretface · 19/06/2020 21:42

A really grimy one...

To think Aragorn is so sexy
Darcydashwood · 19/06/2020 21:51

I’ve found my people.

Will just leave this teaser here (he even manages to make smoking a pipe sexy)

To think Aragorn is so sexy
squid4 · 19/06/2020 22:23

Can't believe this is as low as 95% tbh

TinklyLittleLaugh · 19/06/2020 22:28

I do like Aragorn but, it has to be said, he has very poor eyebrows. I struggle to get past that.

Book Faramir is the one for me. My ex once had an interview, was pre film, ‘87 or so, where they asked him his favourite LOTR character and why. His mind went blank and he remembered me rambling on about Faramir and just regurgitated it. Amazingly he was offered the job.

Denethor has ruined me for a picky plate and cherry tomatoes though.

And the elves were, on the whole, not amazingly beautiful enough.

Torvean · 21/06/2020 02:49

Much lass choice in The Hobbit. I would definitely pick Kili.