People that are monsters!! (Lighthearted)

[Soubriquet]

Sort of

Anyone who eats a magnum by biting straight into like the advert

Complete psychos

Agreed. All the chocolate has to be nibbled off first.

People who leave the teabag in the cup when they give it to you (after having added milk). Five years solitary with Jedward records on constant loop.

Yes! Chocolate nibbled first and then the ice cream licked

And who leaves the tea bag in when they give it to you?!

Also on the subject of tea, those who add milk before adding the tea bag

I hate people who put milk in tea before the water, super weird.
Although my mum says me and dad are the devil because we stir our tea anti clockwise 😂

People who click the top of their clicky pens in meetings.

I want a magnum now. Mmmm

My dh eats unwaxed lemons like an apple.

I sleep with one eye open👀

@SchrodingersImmigrant

My dh eats unwaxed lemons like an apple.

I sleep with one eye open👀

......

There are honestly no words

DD put peanut butter on crumpets the other day.

I honestly dont know how I raised such a monster.

Peanut butter on crumpets is amazing! It melts through and goes all gooey and lovely!

My husband opens a loaf of bread by tearing into the wax paper/plastic bag HALFWAY DOWN! Just to ensure it all goes stale, not just the top slice.

People who bite into two or, worse, four fingered kitkats whole rather than splitting the fingers first. People who don't use butter knives so leave serrated knife marks in the butter. The horror!

@RoLaren - you've married a beast. I have never heard the like of it!

People who squeeze the toothpaste from the middle of the tube instead of the end like a normal person.

Looking at you dp 😑

@RoLaren (great name btw) I’d kick him out if he did that to my bread!

An ex used to microwave frozen Birdseye Quarter Pounders straight from the freezer and eat them in a sandwich with worcesteshire sauce, cheese and crisps. He'd also eat raw bacon.

Meant to say Birdseye chicken quarter pounders!

Another: I open a new box of cereal by carefully sliding my finger under the flap left to right, and then cutting a corner off the bag inside, ensuring it can be folded down and reclosed. His effort looks like a chest burster has clawed its way out of the box and run under the fridge gibbering maniacally. All torn plastic and cardboard shreds. You're right, I married a monster.

@Ohtherewearethen

People who bite into two or, worse, four fingered kitkats whole rather than splitting the fingers first. People who don't use butter knives so leave serrated knife marks in the butter. The horror!

I found out my adult ds does that. Awful Glad they have given chocolate up.

Oh the ripping the packaging to shreds like rabid bear had a fit while being electrocuted disco dancing inside it. Drives me crackers.

iklboo

OMG the opening any packet like a rabid fucking bear with manky paws!

Not just me then...

People who bite into a twix! Instead of eating the caramel first and then eat the biscuit!

Love this thread BTW.

When I was on holiday in Portugal, DH ordered a 'tropical pizza' which consisted of ham, pineapple AND banana. He loved it and has frequently added banana to his pizzas ever since. The monster.

FTMF30 🤢