People that are monsters!! (Lighthearted)

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Anyone who eats a magnum by biting straight into like the advert

Complete psychos

They truly do walk among us 😕

People who mix two different cereals in the same bowl.

People who have an odd number of Weetabix.

People who eat soup with a dessert spoon. Animals.

(Looking at you, DH 👀)

People that open crisp packets upside down. Always makes me question their character.

I have twice witnessed my DH put tomato ketchup on unacceptable foods. Once on a pizza and once on pasta.

I nearly rang the police.

People who tell you they need a poo and their bum wiping when you’ve just put your third mouthful of a delicious tea in your mouth

@skilliganmcgilligan

I have twice witnessed my DH put tomato ketchup on unacceptable foods. Once on a pizza and once on pasta.

I nearly rang the police.

I’ve seen ketchup mushed into rice. Horrible behaviour

DS (11) mixes ketchup into mushy peas from the chip shop and eats them straight from the tub 🤢

My children deliberately stab the butter to upset me and I know a woman who eats kiwi fruit without peeling them. Distressingly furry, but Not in the same league as eating lemons unpeeled.

I know a monster that crumbles nachos up and puts it on top of the chilli, surrounds said chilli crumble with a whole bottle of sour cream then mixes it all together. Looks vile. I have to leave the room

Men who offer to hold and/or carry your handbag in order for you to have both of your hands free.

Mate, the official progression is, basically:

1. we meet
2. we know each other casually
3. we go on a date
4. we have sex
5. we enter into a romantic relationship
6. we're official
7. we get engaged
8. we get married
9. we have a gazillion kids, give each other earth shattering orgasms daily and live happily ever after
10. you get to touch my fucking handbag

Barbarians, the lot of them!

My DH has ketchup on his crumpets
And dips marmite on toast into his bowl of cereal... what is wrong with him?
To make things worse my DD is now following these criminal habits!

People that put ketchup all over their chips!

This just makes them soggy, dip dip is the only way!

My DC put the loo roll on backwards.

FFs I thought I'd taught them better than that

Sprout sandwiches 🤮🤮
My partner is truly an animal.
He once put hotdogs in a wrap because we had no bread... 🤢

DH smothers his chips in salt and vinegar. Eats mayonnaise out of the jar and with most things 🤢 Wipes his sweaty forehead when cooking onto the teatowel Generally an untidy, selfish couch potato but I suppose his good points outweigh the bad.

You know how teabags come as conjoined twins in the packet? People who don't separate them from their sibling when stocking the tin, so you pull out two at a time

People that open crisp packets upside down. Always makes me question their character.

I used to think that was bad luck when I was little.

@Joiningthegossip, the ketchup on crumpets is SO wrong, seriously, you let him sleep in the house?