To ask about toilets...

[GracieLane]

If you have more than one loo do you have rules about which ones are for number twos? I've see a lot of "don't poo in the downstairs loo" signs on Instagram and just wondered if this is a thing now?

Oh, and he poops in the downstairs bathroom on his own accord. We've never discussed this lol...

I've got four loos, no rules here I'd happily poo in any and I imagine most times even if you went in immediately afterwards you would not know what I'd done. What are you all eating?! I don't think I've ever met anyone who has these rules! I did have a friend whose husband was banned from the en-suite actually, I suspect men are more inclined to a once a day, regular, Armageddon shit. Happy to be told otherwise and I do say that as someone whose farts can be appalling.
Also do you honestly all "decide" in advance what you're doing?! I'm a several times a day girl (certainly more than once) and don't necessarily know when I'm going in what it'll be!

When I grew up a friends mum wouldn't let us poo, or preferably use the downstairs toilet at all. Even at the age of 8 I found that very precious snd massively controlling.