the boring thead, class not an issue

[Blandmum]

I need to cut my lawn. Do you think I'll need to do it again before the winter?

that's it, I want a footmuff for christmas

that would be a footmuff, mb

now that's a nice looking foot muff you've got there mb.

(you see, if we could show pix directly in message we wouldn't have the problem of people not clicking on links.)

(and sorry, I know that thread is dead and should never be raised again)

I always would worry that I'd be in my muff (as it were) and the phone would ring and I'd leap up, and fall arse over tit.

and would be embarassed explaining the reason for my concussion in A and E

and My dh might want to get into my muff, and heaven knows where that would end.....

hmm, muff-related accidents
wonder if there are any statistics on that

A muff big enough for two? Goodness, is that possible?

You know what they say, no muff too tuff

I could do a chi squared test to see if single muff are more dangerous than double muffs.

and would they attract the snails?

electric muff

Ah, that is precisely the site from which I have bought my current slippers. Now, should I go for the mules this time, do you think?

(Would tell you about my discount, that being boring, but it is linked to day job which isn't, sadly.)

MI, I think you have to go for the foot-muff option

Also MB you would have to explain to A&E staff that you had been muff-diving, which would be not boring.

Did you cut the lawn mb?

A safer, non trippage option for use when MNing

We had a footmuff sent into work. I tried it on as a hat.

It's my mother's birthday next weekend. I have bought her a grater.

I have knitted quite a lot of rows of my blanket today. All garter stitch.

Is it a rotary grater, or one of those microplane ones?

Microplane. Thanks for asking.

You are a card MI, do you do that sort of things with lamp shades as well?

I do, it is a strange for of compulsion with me.....

Rotary graters have a certain charm. To my mind.

har! I like the electric foot rest. ONly to be used when wearing brown cords

like this

My mother had a Spong Mincer. It was green