To think we need to stop calling him Boris

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He's not a loveable buffoon, there for our entertainment, he's an important man, with an incredibly serious job to do. He's Mr Johnson or the Prime Minister, Boris isn't even his actual name!

I feel like the more we call him Boris the more we excuse/allow the nonsense.

I have just done a highly scientific and not at all anecdotal poll of what people I know call him

Most people apparently call him "fucking Boris Johnson"

Most people apparently call him "fucking Boris Johnson"

Yeah, that works for me too, although I usually call him Boris Johnson or Johnson.

I don't call him Boris because he's not my friend and I tend not to call people I loathe by their first names.

I don't call him Mr Johnson because that imply a level of respect and again, that doesn't apply in his case.

I never call him "Boris". He's not your mate, he's a fucking wannabe dictator.

I call him Johnson or Bojo the Clown, usually .

How about Stupid Bloody Johnson?

Today I had a slip of the tongue and called him Boris Trump. I think that says it all.

I mistyped yesterday and called him Doris. I didn't change it, it seemed to work well.

would you prefer Doris or cumming's puppet either seem suitable.

How about Borifice?

@lobsterkiller

Today I had a slip of the tongue and called him Boris Trump. I think that says it all.

I do that most days😂

@ViciousJackdaw

How about Borifice?

I really like this!

Blair was Blair or Tony Blair
Thatcher was Thatcher / Maggie Thatcher
Etc etc

No other PMs have been commonly referred to by first name only.

The Boris is indeed an attempt to cuddlify him.

3 cheers for ‘Borifice’!

Blair was Blair or Tony Blair

you do know his name is actually Anthony Charles Lynton Blair don't you?

I'm also willing to use Emu although that would be rather unfair on Emu who was better looking, funnier and probably more honourable.

@AristotlesTrousers

I call Johnson too - I don't want to perpetuate the loveable buffoon image that calling him 'Boris' adheres to.

Absolutely.

WE used to call her Maggie because we wanted her Out Out Out

Al Johnson has invented a public persona called Boris
and the UK was dumb enough to elect it.
His mother never calls him Boris.
Nuff said.

How about twat?

BoJo is that you

I prefer that fud

@maxonebitch very good point! 😂

I call him Blo Jo,the man is an utter buffoon and as thick as a plank.

I call him Bawbag Boris.

BBC employees are not allowed,on air, to refer to him as Boris without the Johnson as it suggests a level of familiarity.

You are absolutely right OP. He's a total sham.

Left wing fascists? Isn't that a contradiction in terms?

I have no problem with calling people by their second name, most of my mother's family did. I also think it's fine to call the present PM Boris as long as it's prefixed by something suitable, like "that idiot".

You're right OP, we shouldn't call him Boris. BoJo is much better!

Pfeffle, BJ, or Johnson which is a posh cock.