Cummings is taking questions later today

[pontypridd]

How on earth is that going to go?

All he had to do was stand so many meters behind a car and see if he could read the reg.

This is such a load of bullshit.

I really don't care that he drove to Durham, but the line about testing out his eyesight made me laugh. I wonder how long it took to come up with that one.

Let's see how good he is now freestyling and off script.

Playing the victim. What a wanker

Laura K is a bit wet

No regrets .

None of us have childcare right? And many, many people have been sick! Or will be sick. And he didn’t get tested for Covid19!

Whitewash whitewash whitewash

This is hilarious 😂

He isn't very coherent when answering questions

Noticeable difference between reading a pre-prepared statement and answering questions.

Watch his eyes. He’s making shit up as he goes.

"His walk was on private land" maybe he could have used the same extensive grounds to practice diving?

Isn't that 'driving without due care and attention' if you decide to drive with the knowledge that your eyes might be a bit funny and you need to test it... ?

Just happened to drive to a local beauty spot in order to check he could actually drive safely. Bollocks.

How come the sister in law in london wasn't able to look at the child but a 17 year old was?

No the least risk would be for your sister to travel to you.

why cant they just say sorry !!

what a bulshitter

And if he felt he wasn’t fit to drive, why didn’t his wife do it? Did he have to do the Castle test?

Give a long and bollocks answer to every question = no time for too many questions

Good second question from Laura

So in the future if I'm a little unsure if I need glasses I'll just go for a drive shall I rather than go to an optician? OK.

This is basically ‘fuck off, plebs, you don’t understand how us Important People do things’.

I really don't care that he drove to Durham, but the line about testing out his eyesight made me laugh. I wonder how long it took to come up with that one.

Well we now have an explanation for why the press conference was half an hour late...

So why didn’t the 19 year old niece travel to London to look after the child ?

Barnard castle is 30 miles away from the parents house... how would he drive so far to test his eyesight? Surely a 5 mins round the block would have done that?

8/10 for creative writing though