Cummings is taking questions later today

[pontypridd]

How on earth is that going to go?

He said he doesn’t remember his conversation with Boris but yet can recall everything else in such great detail!

Went to Barnham Castle to test if he could drive. My arse. You’d have to be beyond gullible to believe it.

Additionally neither him or his wife ever tested positive for Covid.

The stench of bullshit can be smelt down here in Cornwall!

I’m also laughing at all this driving he did to test his eyesight

He got out and sat by the river because he felt sick.

He went into the woods because his wife took his son there for a wee, then they played.

What a knob

I'm not concentrating enough, but it sounded like he was in bed with Boris

Why a live press conference when all he did was read out a statement at break neck speed?

Why couldn’t his wife drive them home?

he was doing so well till the castle nonsense! he should have stuck with the im human and panicked line, that was fine!

Dominic Cummings for Prime Minister!

Remember the advice was against ALL UNECESSARY TRAVEL.

Since when has it ever been necessary to drive for 30 miles to see if you could drive safely?????

"I had a glass of wine - do you think I am over the limit?"

"Don't know - go for a drive and check."

Great question, Laura!

His walk was on private land .

He'd better resign so we can live happily ever after

I'm not a particularly violent person but my god his face is punchable!

Umming and erring now...

This is going to backfire like Prince Andrew.

Exactly Mrsemcgregor

What a surprise his best mate Laura is first

She hasn't asked one yet Prosecco

Way too much detail

His arrogance is also going to mean he'll still be waffling at 5pm so he'll hold up the national daily briefing

At this time, we weren't even allowed to drive to a local park!!!!! To exercise.

Not sorry. Not even 'sorry not sorry'. Extenuating circumstances. Small child. Haven't we all got them?