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To fancy Dominic Raab?

198 replies

AKissAndASmile · 24/05/2020 21:29

I don't agree with his politics but there's something about him...

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Strugglingtodomybest · 26/05/2020 08:30

@YouAreTheEggManIAmTheWalrus

I initially thought there was something about him until I realised he reminded me of Rik Mayall.. a kind of creepy Alan b’stard/Richie hybrid. Now I can’t unsee it.

Thank you! I knew there was something about him that seemed familiar.

SuckingDieselFella · 26/05/2020 12:03

B'stard was famously attractive to women so you might be on to something.

@ponchek I have no knowledge of Starmer in 'that' way and even if I had I would be denying it.

Liverbird77 · 26/05/2020 12:07

Raab reminds me a little bit of Earthworm Jim.
I stand by my earlier comment that Hancock is the sex god of the Cabinet!

SuckingDieselFella · 26/05/2020 12:15

Someone on the fancying Dominic Cummings thread wrote that she would like to, errm, make Hancock less innocent. It was a bit more graphic than that, though. Grin

SuckingDieselFella · 26/05/2020 12:21

I've found the post now.

She wants to "whip the coy schoolboy out of him". Shock

Liverbird77 · 26/05/2020 16:00

@SuckingDieselFella it wasn't me under a different name, promise!

SuckingDieselFella · 26/05/2020 17:28

He's doing the briefing today.

You can replay it all evening.

SomewhereEast · 26/05/2020 17:58

I think he has the cold dead eyes of a serial killer.

Also fancying Tories is morally wrong except for Dishy Rishi obvs

Lightline · 26/05/2020 18:00

I like Matt Hancock myself 🙈

FourTeaFallOut · 26/05/2020 18:49

I bet Matt Hancock thanks his wife politely after sex and then cries into his pillow.

IncrediblySadToo · 26/05/2020 18:51

@AKissAndASmile

I started thinking that way about Matt hancock 🙊 You need to talk to yourself, woman.
You're in NO position to talk!

Both of you need spec savers - pronto!

isabellerossignol · 26/05/2020 18:54

@FourTeaFallOut

I bet Matt Hancock thanks his wife politely after sex and then cries into his pillow.
I bet he calls her mummy. Even when their kids are nowhere to be seen.
SuckingDieselFella · 26/05/2020 19:19

@FourTeaFallOut

I bet Matt Hancock thanks his wife politely after sex and then cries into his pillow.
I bet Raab gets up and does some karate chops.

Hi-YAAAAAAA!

ponchek · 26/05/2020 20:06

Raab definitely has a v nice body, and is squeaky clean 👌

Matt Hancock?

?

?????

Gets annoyed and stressed. Not my type.

Crunchymum · 26/05/2020 22:38

What are all these weird quotes I keep seeing?

Unusualusernames · 26/05/2020 23:04

I think you need to go to specsavers or maybe go for a drive to test your eyes? Grin

IcedPurple · 26/05/2020 23:11

Isn't he a bit of a short arse?

Egghead68 · 26/05/2020 23:12

Sick.

SuckingDieselFella · 26/05/2020 23:39

Sorry to hear.

I hope it isn't covid. Smile

Egghead68 · 27/05/2020 06:59
Grin
Hypocraticoats · 27/05/2020 07:51

He's very attractive so YANBU!

AKissAndASmile · 27/05/2020 08:38

@IncrediblySadToo Grin

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ponchek · 31/05/2020 12:57

Sorry but he's looking v tasty in that recent video and has a lockdown tan ... and was sensibly saying we will get locked down again if easing up doesn't work ... I definitely would allow him to test that mechanism personally on me 😉

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