To fancy Dominic Raab?

[AKissAndASmile]

I don't agree with his politics but there's something about him...

I started thinking that way about Matt hancock 🙊

He makes my skin crawl.

He's got a face that bares an uncanny resemblance to the alien in Aliens. I'd be totally unsurprised if one day he yawned and another set of gnashers shot out and burrowed into Johnson's ear.

I started thinking that way about Matt hancock 🙊
You need to talk to yourself, woman.

We call him 'that Raab creature' in our house. Its kind of stuck

I started thinking that way about Matt hancock 🙊

Try googling “Matt Hancock David Brent”. It will help.

@LellyMcKelly

Jesus suffering fuck. Are you on glue?

I think I just woke DS up, that's the first proper LOL I've had in ages.

Eww. Raab always looks like he's about to burst into tears. Absolute horrorbag.

I started thinking that way about Matt hancock

Or 'your sister's first boyfriend with a car' according to Charlie Brooker

Ooh, I like Raab too. That smile he does to the journalists...

Matt Hancock is really hot!

I would only fuck him if it meant

1. I didn't have to look at him

1. Lockdown ended across the world because Covid had gone away

1. He was then compelled to fuck Cummings in the ass on live Coronavirus Daily Update to break up the monotony of them

Matt Hancock is really hot!
You fucking what?!😂

OP, this is for you -Dom Raab

@LaurieFairyCake

Thanks @PhewMitchew
Helps my case

He's got that slightly terrifying air about him. Like Vladimir Putin.

His soft voice is very menacing. I think he's a bit scary. And not in a good way.

Ugh, god no. He definitely has a sex dungeon somewhere.

He has that ‘guilty of something’ look about him.

OK op I have to show some solidarity here. I too have had a guilty secret crush on him for a while now. And I'm staunch Labour. I'm so ashamed.

YABU YABU YABU YABU

I wouldn’t be surprised if he was keeping a harem in his basement, honestly. He creeps me right the fuck out!

I work with a chap who’s basically a hunkier version of Raab. You would really go for him, OP....😂

@Chocolateandamaretto

I see we’re on a similar wavelength

Me too. And Hancock. I have kept this to myself for too long.

YABVU. He looks like Gollum and is clearly dead inside.

(And I rather fancy Jeremy Hunt, so it's not like I don't understand the appeal of an evil Tory bastard.)