To fancy Dominic Raab?

[AKissAndASmile]

I don't agree with his politics but there's something about him...

I’d rather Boris

I'm so sorry to hear that and wish you a speedy recovery from your affliction.

😂As if..but now having visions of BJ pumping away

I don’t get it at all. He is like a pound shop Colin Firth mixed with a dopey posh army officer. No thanks.

I bet he'd want you to spank him.

Now I thought, “I bet he’d want you to pretend to be nanny and scold him after bath time” so I CAN see where you’re coming from with this one.

Chris Witty is definitely preferable to Raab.

You know he’s got a pet Tarantula?

I’d rather Boris
Thankfully the NHS is still open. I'm sure your GP will do a two week wait,because this is clearly urgent

@BusyProcrastinator

It was Gavin Williamson who had the tarantula.

Raab has a black belt in karate.

I get a bit excited when Rishi makes an appearance- he seems so confident yet calming and he has got nice features. But jeez when the chancellor is younger than you, you know you are getting on a bit!

He called feminists “bigots.”

So, no.

Spank him?

He'd want you to insert a Barbie doll in his arse and force you to call him Matron

Here is the cure for anyone with a crush on Hancock.

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You're welcome.

He's a monster.
"Typical foodbank users are not languishing in poverty, they gave temporary cash flow problems"

I don't understand any of you. Raab, Hancock, Boris, Rees-Mogg... Specsavers hasn't been closed for that long, surely?

If you have to pick a member of the current cabinet, Priti Patel is obviously the most attractive option.

Each to their own.

I initially thought there was something about him until I realised he reminded me of Rik Mayall.. a kind of creepy Alan b’stard/Richie hybrid. Now I can’t unsee it.

So glad I'm not the only one!
Quite like Rishi too!

Wasn't there a thread just before the last election from a poster who had a thing for Rees-Mogg?

As if..but now having visions of BJ pumping away

That sentence has just achieved something Weight Watchers and Slimming World both failed... that's the first time I've ever put down chocolate because my appetite died

@PotholeParadise sorry to wake you, but 😱

Raab, I would as well. He is sexy. Hancock is like an annoying little brother so no. Whitty, oh now he's really nice so once you get to know him then yes I could. Boris, I couldn't. Snog Raab (hot wild sex), marry Whitty because he's dependable. Avoid the rest.

El oh el. Lockdown insomnia and my desperate need for childfree time means I'm never in bed before 3am these days!

I'm with you, OP. Definitely something about him!!

@potholeparadise exactly the same here. I'd rather sacrifice sleep and grab a couple of hours alone to chill. I'll regret it tomorrow though when I'm shattered 😂

I haven't read the whole thread, but...

At the start of Lockdown and particularly when Boris was in ITU, Dominic used to look totally and utterly petrified about leading the daily Coronavirus briefing. He used to look like he might be thinking 'oh my god I cannot believe I have to do this I hate public speaking' I did have a bit of a soft spot for him then. Because of how terrified he looked and how he clearly never expected to be thrown into the position of leading the government Coronavirus public relations effort.

To be perfectly honest I gave up following politics around the time of brexit. It's just a load of blokes arguing for status and popularity. And a load of journalists trying to make the public feel angry. No one is ever cooperating for the greater good of this country. I I may as well be watching an episode of the real housewives of Cheshire, or even the JeremyKyle show.

I did like the actual human side of Dominic Raab though. I'm not talking about his politics here, just the obvious fear of public speaking. And I imagined the thoughts in his head "oh my god, why did I ever apply for this job, I hate this...."