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To fancy Dominic Raab?

198 replies

AKissAndASmile · 24/05/2020 21:29

I don't agree with his politics but there's something about him...

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NotEverythingIsBlackandWhite · 24/05/2020 23:38

There's just something about his jaw line, his eyes and the power suit.
He has wonderful bone structure and his eyes are gorgeous. I'd like to take his suit off and everything underneath.

Shinygreenelephant · 24/05/2020 23:38

Urgh get help asap. Hes clearly a sociopath and utterly hideous to boot

stophuggingme · 24/05/2020 23:40

There are no words

MuthaClucker · 24/05/2020 23:41

He’s a Tory sociopath with dubious morals.

But yes, I so would.

Thescrewinthetuna · 24/05/2020 23:42

Fucking hell this lockdown has really got to some of you! Please stay off the wine and get an early night!
All the politicians look like creepy robots to me. They all have similar little beady eyes 👀

pumpkinbump · 24/05/2020 23:43

I know what you mean

CoachBombay · 24/05/2020 23:46

Listen I don't care about his politics, I don't care he's a sociopath, I just want to take his suit off, and then chuck him out once I'm done with him 😂

theduchessstill · 24/05/2020 23:46

Last week on the Kay Burley show there was some awful flirting between the two of them. For no reason at the end of the interview she said "Sorry for shouting at you outside Downing Street," and he replied with his creepy smile, "You can shout at me any time." You would have enjoyed that, OP. It put me right off my cornflakes.

jugglingbeans · 24/05/2020 23:49

Nobody would fancy Cummings 😂

Not even himself ? 😂

MummytoCSJH · 24/05/2020 23:50

Have you been on the vino?

However... Michael Gove anyone?! Wink

(Envy not envy!)

GinWithASplashOfTonic · 24/05/2020 23:53

It's a know from me. But I sort of get it. It's the eyes and the voice

GinWithASplashOfTonic · 24/05/2020 23:54

Also he's so nice to the reporters with the questions. Like he asks if they have a follow up or if they need any clarification

Cheesecake53 · 24/05/2020 23:55

YABVVVU just the idea makes me gag and seing pictures of him makes me cringe.

Limpetlike · 24/05/2020 23:56

No, he looks like the kind of Person who plays Scrabble ultra-competitively, and is always wagging the Cambridge Shorter across the table and screaming about triple-word squares.

SuckingDieselFella · 24/05/2020 23:57

"Chris Whitty is where it's at."

Grin
Serin · 24/05/2020 23:58

My cousin said the same thing, she is the m9st stupid person I have ever met and has no moral compass, so it was no surprise really.

CoachBombay · 24/05/2020 23:59

I feel like you'd have really gentle reassuring sex with Chris Witty.

isabellerossignol · 24/05/2020 23:59

Also he's so nice to the reporters with the questions. Like he asks if they have a follow up or if they need any clarification

But don't you think it's with an air of menace? Like he's making an offer they can't refuse?

SuckingDieselFella · 24/05/2020 23:59

Reading this thread makes me feel so much better about fancying Lawrence Fox.

GinWithASplashOfTonic · 25/05/2020 00:00

A crush on Lawrence Fox is nothing to be ashamed about Blush😍

SuckingDieselFella · 25/05/2020 00:03

Mumsnet tried to make me feel ashamed.

1000 posts of shaming but it didn't work. Grin

SuckingDieselFella · 25/05/2020 00:04

"I feel like you'd have really gentle reassuring sex with Chris Witty."

That makes him sound like Dulcolax.

Jinx2020 · 25/05/2020 00:05

Send for help. It's lockdown getting to you!!

OVienna · 25/05/2020 00:05

Christ I had a dream about Jared Kushner once. I had to seek help. Dominic is just thick, not abjectly evil. So, there's that at least...

Whatnext2018 · 25/05/2020 00:17

I’d rather Boris

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