To think ASOS have succeeded in making the ugliest shoes of all time?

[AngeloMysterioso]

Now I know that year on year, ASOS never fail to make some absolute monstrosities. Injurious to the eyes. Painful to behold. Insults to the good name of footwear.

But these... these might just be the ugliest I’ve ever seen.

Watch the video to see them in all their hideous glory...

Can anyone top that?

LMAO, trying to explain to DH why I'm laughing at my screen.

I remember the £870 sandal thread and they were honking pieces of kit.

I second irregular choice being an abomination to footwear.

OP sandals I just shudder. I'm 5ft2 with short legs, I'd end up wrapping them up to my waist 😂

I also remember the £870 sandal thread!

These are just vile

www.irregularchoice.com/womens/paint-a-flopsy-a.html

Bring the kids toys with you.

As if Crocs weren't already fugly enough

Any idea where I can get my hands on these beauties?

@IAmFlan your local town centre. You may have to take them to a taxidermist to make them into shoes though, unless you can/want to do it yourself. Could get messy though!