7pm Boris speech thread - anyone want to join?

[Therealfatshady]

I'm a nervy bee and thought it would be fun to watch with you all!

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Chatting shit

Nothing is changing.

I think that's what he's saying, only in a 1000 words.

‘We must’
‘Sacrifice’

This is getting tedious now. Come on Boris what's the plan?

Why. Is. He. Speaking. Like. That?

We are taking steps towards three, small changes I think will be announced.

Good to see we are now "Protecting the Public" rather than "Protecting the NHS"

hopefully some minion is reading this and will see how crap we think he is

The only coherent fucking roadmap this twat has is an A-Z of Milton Keynes from 1973 with half the pages missing. And now he's made a corona-swingometer.

Fuckwit.

Experian credit rating comes to mind

"Shining the light of science on this invisible killer."

Fuck off... 😂😂
Who wrote this? Ben Elton?

Eh?

Cat has now left the room in disgust.

Boris I am a not a moron

Get your asses back to work plebs

We're amusing ourselves by mimicking his strange hand movements.

Back to work

But not on public transport

Cat has now left the room in disgust.

Our cat just left too, what do they know?!

There's also one unspoken r in the room - the floppy headed r-sehole.

Drive to the pretty places, play sport, but only with your household.

Primary first? And then Year 10?

That'll be fun.

What does travel to other destinations mean?

This is just going to lead to more confusion, there's no direct message it's a lot of waffle.