7pm Boris speech thread - anyone want to join?

[Therealfatshady]

I'm a nervy bee and thought it would be fun to watch with you all!

By stay alert I think they mean avoid other people, don't go out unnecessarily etc

I don’t understand why it’s pre recorded, you’d think something like this would be delivered live

Here it comes....

Recorded earlier I believe.

3 minutes of waffle.

Recorded yesterday

Haven't we already seen these 5 conditions?

I thought he was going to finish speaking then And tell us to wait for parliament tomorrow!

Yeah let's spot the microscopic virus lurking

Got the growth the wrong way.

I can't take him seriously!

Word salad.

By stay alert I think they mean avoid other people, don't go out unnecessarily etc

If that were true, they'd have stuck with, "Stay at home".

DEFCON - 5?

I'm shouting get to the point at the screen

Germany relaxed lockdown and cases went up

Nothing is changing.

The graphics are embarrassing! Feels like my first year uni presentation 😂

@Jilljams. It's pre recorded as he piss poor at speaking.
So 5 mins of nothing!

It's a Defcon Style alert system..
Only not Defcon, more Daftcunt..

This is rubbish

This is pathetic

Is he actually going to say anything useful?

It's not quite the same thing as stay at home. This is relaxing lockdown by stealth, so they don't have to take responsibility for it.

He looks like he's at the bar waiting for a pint.