7pm Boris speech thread - anyone want to join?

[Therealfatshady]

I'm a nervy bee and thought it would be fun to watch with you all!

More waffle

Oh God, he's following the Hitler Method of accelerating his speaking. He'll be shouting and waving his arms around at this rate.

Nothing on Y10 and Y12? I heard him mention primary R and 6 and then exams.

Can't watch yet as putting DS to bed. You're written impressions are perfect.

How the fuck can you be confused??? It’s clear as day!

Devilish ffs

He’s just screwed the Lake, Peak District and the entire south coastline by announcing it’s fine to go for a drive to take your exercise.

Poor DD2 - year 2, about to transition to a separate junior school - kid gets fucked again and her mental health is already falling apart completely. She's going to be destroyed.

That was like open university

So nothing about being able to visit close family? Maybe that will come in June when (if) the primary schools go back

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WTF has Stay alert got to do with that?

Really he still wants us to stay at home..

Primary will go back before secondary to let parents work

Allowing reception, YR1 and Y6 will still mean parents are looking after siblings or children in YR2 - Y5

Hopefully there will be questions about visiting family tomorrow

13 minutes of my life I won't get back!!

@Noeuf

Exam classes before the holidays (summer), I assume 10 and 12

God that was as clear as mud water?

So basically nothing is changing...

Complete waste of time. Nothing is changing except we can do more exercise.

Why are you confused ? It’s what they said a road map . People going back to work when they can .

Social distancing still in place .

But you can have more exercise .

Allowing reception, YR1 and Y6 will still mean parents are looking after siblings or children in YR2 - Y5

Do you want them all sent back at once??

what a load of bollocksy bollocks

Nothing. I learnt nothing.

I'm confused. So...nothing has really changed apart from you're allowed to sit on benches now? 🤔

Well, we'll be watching with interest from Scotland.

I hope it works. I doubt it will sadly.