7pm Boris speech thread - anyone want to join?

[Therealfatshady]

I'm a nervy bee and thought it would be fun to watch with you all!

I’ll be watching but I’m resigned to it being a non specific stay alert message with more unanswered questions than answered

Me too

bracing myself.

It's just an unveiling of the latest slogan.

On now.... well in a few seconds.

Spaff!

New normal.

The message is clear.

I'm sick of hearing this one, especially when they're not clear at all about any damn thing.

Yes - fist bumps

Has he given himself a haircut? most odd..

Boris is looking svelte!

I actually feel sick...

Air punching. 'Vicious' virus, as though it has sentience...

I'm pissed off with the twat already.

Virus - bingo

Alert.
Strong and stable.
Ahem.

He has brushed his hair - this is serious....

What do they mean by "stay alert"? What are we looking out for? Viruses?

waffle waffle waffle

mmmm, thanks to us, no thanks to him and his lot

He hasn't fluffed his hair up so it must be serious

Blah di blah.

This isn't live, is it? Trying to see his watch

Twat. Just such a twat. He can't even count time units properly.

No, Tony Blair was the master of the fake hand gestures to pretend he believed what he was saying. Don't do the Blair thing.

It doesn't feel live to me! His watch is half covered, dammit!