Vampires are crap.

[Mysterian]

Is there anything that can't be used to defeat a vampire?

Sunlight, garlic, crosses, holy water, stakes, fire, cutting off their heads (also works on those living statue people), and blessed bullets.

And they only enter houses after being invited in, don't have reflections, and if you're being chased you can drop some salt and they have to stop and count the grains.

Surely the most rubbish of all the monsters.

YABU. Vampires are cool and sexy.

OMG.

I just realised. I will also die if you cut off my head OR hammer a stake through my heart. Am I a vampire????!!!!

@AndMyHairWillShineLikeTheSea

Ummmm how do you feel about swapping half way through the night . . . . .

Hands off dark hes mine.

I have a bit of a thing for vampires

I didn’t know about the salt grains. That’s hilarious
Klaus is the sexiest vampire ever, but you’re right. It’s easy to avoid them. Just don’t go out in the dark, or wear a cross and carry garlic if you do, and don’t invite them in. Easy.
Except when they compel you.

Don't we all Sarah , don't we all?

Neah, depends on the story- I actually liked Pratchett's vampires as they were a good blend of silly and powerful.

Favourite vampires are the ones in Vampire the Masquerade though and they're definitely not weaklings.

The best vampires are in The Lost Boys, with Kiefer Sutherland, none of that twinkly twilight twaddly!

Love Morticia Addams. Wish I could rock the slinky black dress.

This is why ‘what we do in the shadows’ exists and is everything!!! Film and series. (If it’s been mentioned already I stand with those people.)

“A typical vampire” has left me in fucking stitches.

There is literally not a single way you completely kill a vampire that wouldn’t completely kill a person.

I initially voted YANBU and then remembered the vamps from 30 Days of Night ... fucking lethal them fuckers.

The only decent vampires are Lost boys vampires .
Twilight is utter shit

@Clevererthanyou oh fucking hell, yeah! Terrifying

I watch Lost Boys as a young teenager and I was forever changed! Sleep all day, party all night...

Joining the wwdits love.
I like to shout 'bat' in difficult situations, but it never works.

@Fluffybutter
@Thingsthatgo

Yesssss! The best vampires....

@AlCalavicci I wouldn't be finished with him yet, sorry

30 days of night, not sexy, just utterly terrifying!
You distracted me and now I've forgotten what I was going to say....

Oh yes, you don't try any of those things that may kill the vampire because they hypnotise and enslave you. And then you just want to do their bidding. Which most often involves not killing them...
30 days etc though, they really took the sex appeal out of the equation 😲

Hal and Mitchell from Being Human can stay.. plus sunlight no issue!

Where vampires afraid of crosses before the crucifixion 🤔

Did you see Dracula on the BBC at Christmas though? Claes Bang. Fuck’s sake. He’d get it.

I don’t understand why moonlight doesn’t kill them. After all it’s reflected sunlight!

Sexiest vampire:
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