To assume I've broke my boob? Semi lighthearted

[PrincessHoneysuckle]

Freak accident other day.Walked past my open kitchen window and caught my nipple on the corner,hard (I'm 5 ft 10) its killing on my nipple and boob is aching.Do you think it's just surface bruising?

Should be broken not broke in the title

They aren't called' nip'ples for nothing!!

God it killed I thought I'd ripped it off!

I used to work in a supermarket and caught one of mine in between 2 crates while lifting them . So painful I could've cried .

I stabbed myself in the boob with the corner of a piece of paper last week and it hurt for two days. Just a normal piece of paper, no visible sign of injury, but TWO days!!!! Nips are sensitive!!

owww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DS9 slept in our bed last night because he felt I was getting too much sleep and deserved to be punished. Whilst he slept he kneed me in the boob and I have an actual bruise around my nipple that hurts so much I can't wear a bra (and there are not the bra-less boobs one sees in Next adverts).

Whole left boob is aching and nipple ultra sore.

You can damage the he fat with deep bruising - called fat necrosis. So it may go lumpy as the fat goes hard and then breaks down. I have a dent.

Ouch!!!!!!

Ouch Princess!!! I just grabbed my boob in sympathy for you.

Ouch your poor boob!

This thread is actually making me wince!

I'm a proud sporner and very rarely squeamish but oh my god this all made me wince. The nipples between crates SWEET LORD shudder

I'm a man.

But I can sympathize.

I've had nipple rash once or twice.

My 14 month old enjoys playing on the floor, and is almost walking... So the natural thing for her to grab with her tiny little vice like fingers when she's standing, or falling, or just passing by is my fucking nipple.

Every. Single. Time.

Xanadu58 I did the exact same thing several years ago when I was working in a shop! Omg the pain I thought I had ripped my nipple right off!

we have a fancy corner on the stair newel and that's right at bosom height...I am much more careful about turning the corner to go up to the top floor since I walked into it once.
I did a boink and a rebound on two front corners...two nice pokey pointy bosom bruises.

I once was opening a tin whilst in my nightie (no bra), and caught my nipple between the handles when I closed it. I honestly thought I would faint

Ouch.hope all the boobs and nipples are still in place

Owwww ouch . reminds me when a horse bit me straight on the boob a few years back - that was bad enough but somehow catching my nipple in its teeth on the way out and I nearly fainted with the pain

What a panoply of boob-related injuries, I'm impressed! And just a little squirmy.

I was ironing while topless the other day. I managed to steam a nipple, oof that smarted.

A friend of mine once managed to tear hers off in a doorway, she stuck it back on with a plaster, many years later she's right as rain (well she says she is I haven't asked for a look)

I reckons these boobs are pretty resilient and you'll be fine :-)

@dimples dont iron again topless please

Ouch! I had a friend who was shaving her armpits and slipped and practically shaved off her nipple! She was also breastfeeding at the time. I still feel sick when I think of it years later