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To assume I've broke my boob? Semi lighthearted

37 replies

PrincessHoneysuckle · 06/05/2020 15:43

Freak accident other day.Walked past my open kitchen window and caught my nipple on the corner,hard (I'm 5 ft 10) its killing on my nipple and boob is aching.Do you think it's just surface bruising?

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DimplesToadfoot · 06/05/2020 23:36

@Shark17

Lol I've learnt my lesson and I won't be doing that again :-)

Bargebill19 · 06/05/2020 23:44

I am large of boob. I have knelt on my own nipple and squashed one with an elbow
Whilst turning over in bed.

Haffiana · 07/05/2020 00:00

After reading this thread I am keeping mine in a cast iron bra at all times from now on.

TiggerOfThigh · 07/05/2020 00:06

My dog is great at catching mine with a paw when he’s trying to get comfy steal the bed

My tattooist has both her nipples pierced and tattooed. Mine never got past the thought

QuestionableMouse · 07/05/2020 00:09

I'm also large of boob and managed to roll over on mine in bed. It ended up jammed in my arm pit and I honestly thought I'd ripped the fucker off.

SingleHandSue · 07/05/2020 00:13

Another shop worker here who’s caught her nipple between things, with me it was wine bottles though.

My best friend on a first holiday with her boyfriend, walked out topless on to her balcony. She managed to catch her nipple ring on a voile curtain and ripped the piercing clean out Shock

RockThrills · 07/05/2020 00:14

I once caught one of my nips between my hair straightners........I ended up at urgent care as Id bent over to catch them in my lap...proper sizzled 🤮

Urgent care dr proper laughed when I told him. Luckily I have a GSOH & laughed with him

If you are large & saggy busted do not use heated hair appliances topless

Ginkypig · 07/05/2020 00:47

I am large of breast which means when lying in bed they lie on the bed too.

I was just about asleep when My cat stood full paw, full force on one nipple driving it in to the mattress with her weight it was so painful I didn't have speech to tell her to move. Blush

PenguinsOnParade · 07/05/2020 00:51

Ouch OP!

I once closed a door and my nipple caught in the hinge, the pain was like nothing else I've ever had and it pissed blood everywhere too. I'm really careful when closing doors now.

Tinty · 07/05/2020 10:38

Mine cracked and almost split in half breastfeeding, that was really sore. I still have the scar! The baby is 23 now, I did carry on feeding (not that side for a while) and fed his baby sister, nipples get hurt but they are pretty resilient. Grin

PrincessHoneysuckle · 07/05/2020 10:52

Some of these sources d worse than mine.Ouch!

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PrincessHoneysuckle · 07/05/2020 10:52

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