To ask- What’s the funniest response you’ve seen to a post on Mumsnet?

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Just that really. Either a totally off topic question, a hilarious response or just something that made you laugh.

For me it was someone who had posted about her office chair frequently appearing damp and smelling of pee and someone just responded “woah we’re halfway there”.

This thread is hilarious, thank you 😂😂😂😂

Crying at Hughglencoco 😂

Recent thread about lockdown, someone's daughter wanted her boyfriend round..
"If I'm not getting any dick neither are you missy!"

Had me howling for ages 😂

On a thread about PILs - “even the dog’s a cunt”.

TONGA

Mine was when someone posted about a car they had seen with a Montessori school child on board sign and Cod asked if it was a wooden car.

"Never Google Maxi Dick and Twink."

from a thread on Craicnet about Twink (a poor man's Katie price in Ireland)

The one where the OP wanted to know if she should dump a Small Penis.

Many posters pointed out that referring to a guy like that was a bit offensive.

One reply said, he’s probably wondering, should I dump this Wizard’s Sleeve?

I loved that thread Head (poetry)

This isn't a response but rather a post that this post reminded me of....

The lady who complained about a man getting naked in the changing room and it then turned out after questioning that she had sat for half an hour in the males changing room waiting for her young sons lesson because her son was a male so she thought she should change him in the males change room rather than take him in the ladies with her.

Haha, turned out to be true too.

@StoppinBy the fact that she was adamant she was in the right was the best thing about that thread! People trying to point out that, we’re the roles reversed they’d be accused of being a pervert just bounced right off her.

@sunshineandlollypops oops.... missed your response, you beat me to it lol

I was on a weight loss thread ages ago where one woman said her turning point came when a plumber referred to her as 'Chief'. Not wanting to be a chief gave me a lot of inspiration and laughs!!

Laughing with tears rolling down my face at this thread! 😂 Fantastic

Similar to the changing room thread was the infamous Supersoaker thread, where the OP just would not accept that there was even a teeny tiny weeny smidge of a possibility that she might br wrong.

It went like this:
OP: IABU to let my DS take his massive water pistol pump action death by hydropower shotgun to another child’s birthday party?
Other Posters: YABU YABU, yep definitely YABU
OP: But he really wants to and he’s spirited
Other Posters: YABU to the power of 100
OP: OK but I’m still doing it
Other Posters echoing from every corner of the globe:YABVVVVVVU
OP: Still doing it!

the supersoaker thread was epic.

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/569630-super-soaker-etiquette-at-parties

Oh god I LOVE the purchases thread ! I read it whenever I have had a shit day .

Lionel Blair ! The resident of a home for the bewildered middle aged !! f

The other one that had me howling was

‘Paul, is that you ? ‘

When the poster spray painted a pigeon ..

Please someone link to the table 'sitting there like a cunt'
It's a tad narcissistic but I did love all the responses to my own thread about my cake breaking my ex partner's roof.

But my all time favourite is the 'AIBU about the man on the bus'. Very little makes me laugh as much as I did with that.

Ah, happy times, @GreenTeaMug.

I’ve just realised that Supersoakerboy would now be twenty years old 😳
Hope he calmed down and his taste in weapons didn’t get any more sophisticated, what with him being such a livewire

One of my favourites (I think it's in Classics), is the post where the op found a small white pill and was concerned her teenager was taking drugs.

There was a lot a debate if the pill was ecstasy or a smint. Until finally one poster said

LICK IT!

All of the responses to Brian from Hull and his Yoni massage thread. Hilarious & MN at its best.

Is there a link to the Yoni thread?

@Thelnebriati I am dying laughing at the Hugo thread. Thank you for sharing

Pombear anyone?

A poster asked where is the worst place you have ever farted and someone replied

‘Kidderminster.’