To ask- What’s the funniest response you’ve seen to a post on Mumsnet?

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Just that really. Either a totally off topic question, a hilarious response or just something that made you laugh.

For me it was someone who had posted about her office chair frequently appearing damp and smelling of pee and someone just responded “woah we’re halfway there”.

Can someone please link to I AM CANADIAN??

Oh jeez I remember the scarf of certain death, so funny

damn the mcdonalds one isnt real but still good replies

I have nothing to add as they've already been posted but I'm coming out of the other side of a 4 day migraine and I needed this

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There was a thread a while back where the OP typed a word wrong and you couldn't work out what it was meant to be. The thread was something like 'what do I do with xxx' and there was a couple of pages of bizarre Mickey taking suggestions before she came back.

Was it the 'te noihydc' thread? Hilarious!

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/3143672-TO-not-go-on-family-weekend-away

My favourite thread of all time was the Expectation vs Reality thread.

One poster had bought a blouse with a frill from Monsoon.

‘I looked like a Triceratop in it - come near me and I'll raise my neck frill in defence’

Genius. I howled.

Does anyone remember the thread with the woman who had an escaped hamster in her car? She kept posting updates on what it had eaten that day, was hilarious.

The ironing board (and I suspect the OP) was never found again.....

One from quite some time ago but still has the power to ambush me into tears of hilarity on random occasions.
Was a thread about the discovery of a plastic vagina belonging to a DH, that the poster had discovered in the shed. Poster was weighing up leaving or simply disposing of the item, and someone recommended that she should leave but leave a note on the vagina saying "I'm leaving you for someone with a bigger dick!"

I've got tears rolling down my cheeks @alphajuliet123 god you lot are funny

I'm sure it was the weirdest xmas thread, but someone who's family had a place on the table for their poodle 🤣

The one asking about showering together, and someone posted "why, are you conjoined twins?"

There are so so many more.

A poster was complaining about someone licking their drive, except they didn't have a drop kerb, just a paved front.

Another poster wrote "that's not a drive, that's a patio with aspirations"

@tomnook beat me to it - “is that you UCM“ still makes me laugh when I think about it all these years later

Very recent about the cats paws in the raised beds. Something like "plants them and soon you will have kittens! Yay!" Makes me snort with laughter every time I think of it.

The night lockdown was announced, someone started a thread asking what one form of exercise per day we would be choosing.

Someone posted simply, "Decathlon for me"

I'm still laughing all these weeks on

I read one on a thread about crazy things you did with your PFB where someone told a story about how they had heard abut how the baby should be in one layer more than you. And midway through a walk they'd realised the baby was in the same number of layers as them, so had taken off their own coat. Makes me laugh whenever I remember it.

A poster was complaining about someone licking their drive, except they didn't have a drop kerb, just a paved front.

Another poster wrote "that's not a drive, that's a patio with aspirations"

Someone was licking the drive..?

On a baby names thread:

OP: “What does an Arthur look like?”

Reply: “Well some people think he’s a bear but he’s actually an aardvark.”

Goodness, having now read the thread, I see that is that you UCM was nearly 14 years ago 😳. Blimey!

On a baby names thread:

OP: “What does an Arthur look like?”

Reply: “Well some people think he’s a bear but he’s actually an aardvark.”

Did anyone share a picture of King Arther from Disneys The Sword in The Stone?

That thread about 'clap for the kids' with everyone telling the OP to fuck off 😂 - but specifically the post that said: ''Binge Drink for Bin Men is happening every night in my house until this thing is over.''

DENTINOX

or wank for workmen that was good

No votes yet for the Is My Hedgehog Fucked thread? One of the greats.

The first response was perfection:

"Dunno about fucked, but certainly looks like it was taken by surprise! "

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/2899062-is-my-hedgehog-fucked-pics?pg=1