To think my husband is being a cunt

[SoCockneyItHurts]

I can't actually believe how well we've been getting on during lockdown. Really close, really loving eachother etc. But tonight my mum calls and he's turned into a total cunt. Kept playing Chas and Dave on his phone.....the song about "you don't stop talking". Making me having to speak to my lovely mum a few decibels louder. She was only showing concern for me and my mental health yet my husband believes she did called purpose to stop us watching a programme we like!!!! Literally wtf.....so not true! I love my mum so very very much and I balled my eyes out when I got off the phone to the point I was hyperventilating, but was totally ignored by my husband. So so so sad tonight

What is he normally like when there's no lock down then?

This reminds me so much of my ex. He used to hate my mum for no good reason and would come out with rubbish like she had phoned deliberately to stop us watching something etc. He almost acted as if my mum had cameras in the house! I have always been close to my mum and have always spoken to her every day but he had a huge issue with this, even though it didn't affect him because we worked different hours and I usually made the calls when he was at work. I hope you're ok OP, you've had a hard time on this thread.

You both sound like you drink too much and like a drama.

You’ve split up with him before to the point of almost divorcing, you both drink far too much and he gambles. You’ve been posting the same thing for three years. Why bother?

It’s not “ balling” , it’s “ bawling”!

I know Brandy that one seems to be creeping in a lot!

'bawl' - another word for loud noisy crying.

'bawling your eyes out'

I have no idea how one would 'ball' one's own eyes out

Brandy and Fizzy - please remember that English is not a first language for everyone, some people had difficult childhoods leading to education not being completed, some people have learning difficulties and/or disabilities that make perfect English on an Internet forum difficult. You two clearly are supremely intelligent and we’re all in awe of your brains so there’s no need to embarrass the OP.

@FizzyGreenWater I think it might involve a melon baller?

@Eskarina1 - oh what an IMAGE

Pumper - sucking that lemon gives your eyes a curiously strained look. Or maybe it's the spike up yer ass