So what do you think Boris and Carrie will call their baby

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I’m thinking along the lines of, Tarquin Hector, Giles, Miles , judging by his other children’s names, he likes to be out there in more ways than one😂. His other children’s names are very different Lara Lettice, Cassia peaches, Milo Arthur, Theodore Apollo , could there be a Horatio Starman

I should know this but I think for the middle name he may give the name of the Portuguese nurse who helped save his life??

Oscar.

Give it a French name.
Maybe Sept Huit Johnson, to reflect the fact that he may well be BoJo's 7th or maybe even 8th child.....
(I don't believe he's "only" got 6 !)

I reckon Rollo, Diccon or possibly Hector.

Digby or Atticus at a pinch.

Probably not Horatio but I can’t rule it out.

Merlin and Lorcan are outside chances!

Horace

Found it! Nurse was called Luis, think that will be in there somewhere.

Spaff.

To honour his great hero and in memory of his time in Brussels, he could call him Canard WC, or for the Portuguese nurse perhaps Pato WC, or as he likes all things Latin, Anitra WC. All three also give a nod to his friend Donald.

Boris Alexander but call him Zander

Unlike his father who is Alexander Boris...

Priam
Heracles
Cicero
Piffle
Wiff waff

In the spirit of Friday Night Dinner

Horace

Bohnson

Onan De Piffle

Quintus (fifth? I think at the last count? )
Seem to like unusual names

Arthur.

Matthew or Hugo

Jasper
Barnaby
Felix

Winston Falafel Genghis Montgomery Thatcher Symonds.

I like Piffle and Wiff Waff. How about Luis, Wiff-Waff, D'Pericles, Sultan, Packaway-your Johnson?

Or just plain Margaret?

Who actually cares? He will be just another toffee nosed little Tory who will grow up being taught to despise the working class and how to keep us all in our place.

Covid Brexit

Dyson
Although I think it will be Boris Junior
Boris Asparagus if he insists on the fruit/ veg link

Kevin

Thomas, see what I did there??

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