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Where are my husbands teeth????

76 replies

Sparklypurpleunicornsaremyfav · 20/04/2020 19:39

Last seen friday/Saturday. Small bridge with one front tooth and 2 side teeth. Have turned the house upside down and he's rooted through 2 bin bags... So where are they or... Who has them????

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LouiseTrees · 20/04/2020 19:40

Where were they last seen? Down the side of something in the bedroom, the living room or the kitchen?

Sexnotgender · 20/04/2020 19:41

Do you have a dog?

SparklesAllOver · 20/04/2020 19:43

Found them!!
<a class="break-all" href="https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3Di4qUqqsPryg&ved=2ahUKEwiZmZuI1PfoAhWkURUIHcavDHIQwqsBMAB6BAgGEAU&usg=AOvVaw1WMwLMCy3YyfnHBhDWluXe" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3Di4qUqqsPryg&ved=2ahUKEwiZmZuI1PfoAhWkURUIHcavDHIQwqsBMAB6BAgGEAU&usg=AOvVaw1WMwLMCy3YyfnHBhDWluXe

YeahWhatevver · 20/04/2020 19:43

Panic over.

Where are my husbands teeth????
Besom · 20/04/2020 19:44

I was also going to ask if you have a dog? Ours ate my dad's. Twice.

AJPTaylor · 20/04/2020 19:56

Dressing gown pocket

CaptainButtock · 20/04/2020 20:02

Magpie took them off a windowsill.

AuditAngel · 20/04/2020 20:05

Bedside table
Under the bed

Toothsil · 20/04/2020 20:05

They'll be with my husband's house and car keys which have been missing for a fortnight!

Sparklypurpleunicornsaremyfav · 20/04/2020 20:49

Whilst the ones the dog is wearing look familiar and suit him very well, that isn't his teeth, we also don't have a dog...
Bed pulled out, drawers emptied, washing machine checked, they have vamooshed completely. Have checked with miss scarlet and Prof plum, both have believable alibis 🤔
Think we found them for you @Toothsil in my husbands bedside table bowl 😂

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SuckingDownDarjeeling · 20/04/2020 21:15

😂 I love this. I will keep an eye out, my toddlers will pick up anything! X

Toothsil · 20/04/2020 21:52

@Sparklypurpleunicornsaremyfav 😂😂😂

JohnFinlaysNewTeeth · 20/04/2020 21:56

Bathroom / Bedroom bins?

AdaColeman · 20/04/2020 22:00

In the fridge behind the cheese.
“Somewhere Safe”
In the jigsaw box
On the chess board, pretending to be a bishop.

It must almost be time for the prayer to Saint Anthony. Halo

Elouera · 20/04/2020 22:00

Does he brush/clean it in the bathroom? Between the sink and the toilet bowl (where the cleaning bottles are?) Under a matt in the bathroom? If its wired, could it get caught in the base of a soft, foamy shoe like a slipper?

I'd get a torch, and crawl on hands and knees, looking at the corners of each room. Sometimes things are kicked to the side, and just not visible from above.

CoffeeBeansGalore · 20/04/2020 22:08

Tumble dryer
Laundry basket
Pillow case
Between mattress & headboard

TheLovelinessOfDemons · 20/04/2020 22:09

They could be in my DC's room, DS2 hasn't mastered the art of putting things away yet. There's a tiny Bermuda triangle in there.

SillyYak · 20/04/2020 22:13

They’ve fallen into the tissue box he keeps in his bedside drawer.

Guttersnipe · 20/04/2020 22:14

In his mouth? Not being funny. I once lost a contact lens whilst at the opticians. She looked in my eye and couldn't see it. We searched the room. She left the room so I could undress and shake out my clothes. I stripped naked. Nothing. She came back in and we were just arranging for a replacement when it occurred to me, I could see awfully well. The damn lens was in my eye all along.

I know teeth are easier to see, but how on earth did he come to lose them in the first place? Does he take them out to sleep? Then surely they are wherever he keeps them at night?

FourDecades · 20/04/2020 22:14

Where did you actually see them last Friday/Saturday?

IgiveupallthenamesIwantedareg0 · 20/04/2020 22:19

Shouldn't teeth actually be in a mouth ? Okay, my granny and grandpa kept thiers overnight in a glass full of water beside their bed, but how can anyone mislay teeth?

IgiveupallthenamesIwantedareg0 · 20/04/2020 22:22

or did he confuse his "penis beaker" with his "tooth beaker"?

Treeofheaven · 20/04/2020 22:35

Could they have caught onto the back of a jumper? ( talking from experience)

madcatladyforever · 20/04/2020 22:36

I never found my one tooth partial denture either.

Corna · 20/04/2020 23:34

Definitely prayer to St Anthony time.