to think that party bags are a FUCKING SCOURGE <<steam coming from ears>>

[Greensleeves]

I always SWORE I wouldn't do the bloody things, I don't approve of them, I think they are a symptom of the whole "gimme gimme" culture I so heartily despise, and the bloody party ought to bloody well be enough, and they should all say "thank you for having me" and be bloody grateful to be buggering off with a slice of squished cake wrapped in a tissue.

So WHY THE FUCK am I sat here trawling ebay for job lots of novelty finger monsters and little pots of silly putty?

my comment now sadly marooned and mad-looking, orphaned from Fennel's below, to which it was a reply.

I got some knit-yoghurt friendly ethical little wooden books for a pound each. Was feeling rather pleased with myself, but one mum complained that the pictures in the books depicted circus animals and it wasn't very natural for elephants to have to stand on their heads and monkeys to wear clothes. Sigh.

Good site though - here: shrunklink.com/abqf

Greeny's selling ou-out! Greeny's selling ou-out!

you're right sophable they are for the parents!

Love the sunflower seed idea lots!

Duchesse, no, not at all. Until this week we only had one guinea pig. Female. Obtained a month ago to keep lonely rabbit company. Clearly she's more worldly-wise than we'd realised.

Baby males can apparently impregnate their mothers at 21 days .

hi nadine

don't be too shocked.

we agree on loads except politics

if they're for the parents next time I'll put three fags and a lighter then.

lol califrau, re nuts

I do that all the time! hahahahah

I know

oh fuck, sorry, got sidetracked into christ alone knows what

will reply to emails, honest!!

Fennel, if that's true about the incestuous rodents you had better get the little buggers off the premises pronto

Baggot, I have sold out, refunded my irate customers and gone into voluntary liquidation after being hounded to the brink of suicide by the Trades Descriptions people I SWORE I would never do bloody party bags

lol mumra and franca

sunflower seeds

whatever next

that's the beauty of mn. Cannot put up with a baby crying at all but can nick child's party bag sweets.

I've told you all before: proper party bags consist of a minature of Jack Daniels, a packet of fags and a condom. You could add a Viagra tablet if it's really for the parents.

god your generous madamez.

you are

If the guinea pigs were little buggers there wouldn't have been a population explosion.

Someone had to point that out.

punchball balloons 10 for £1 at poundland.

Look at that! 10 for a pound. Cheap as chips. No excuse.

god I love poundland.

No no no

2 balloons
1 piece of cake in a serviette (and when it is made of paper it is a serviette)
1 plastic whistle/jumping from toy
3 or 4 chocolate footballs, or similar.