Monday, 8pm, come to your front door

[OlaEliza]

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@MockersxxxxxxxSocialDistancing, yes to the miming!

Maybe best if it's just the women that do that though, in case any onlookers get the wrong idea.

@EmpressLangClegInChair no, why?

Just wondered, never mind.

Why? What for? You'll just look like an absolute knob

Do you think it might just be a JOKE!!!

@EmpressLangClegInChair Cat got your tongue ?

I just saw this on Facebook. Definitely cheered me up this afternoon

LakieLady

Depends what the women mime, especially if they bring out the kitchen utensils.

Put that rolling pin away, Mother!

@Guyonhere1 Dog got your sense of irony?

Oh dear god- is guy trying to flirt with @EmpressLangClegInChair?

We are allowed out FFS

Haha

Member869894 Sun 05-Apr-20 18:40:52

We are allowed out FFS

Not in droves to quiet little seaside and country towns you're bloody not! Not thousands in Brockwell Park or on Brighton Beach, FFS!

Great idea!

Why? What for? You'll just look like an absolute knob

Have we lost all sense of humour too? Or were you on the beach this weekend?

I think OP post is what is known as a joke

We are allowed out FFS We are allowed out for exercise not to sunbathe and sit on benches in the sun in Richmond

Oh that made me snort

There's a thread with memes on it, that's quite amusing. This thread and the other eleventy-million, not so much.

Why would you think I've been on a beach? Because I don't see the humour? There's really not much to smile about on this board at the moment, in my humble opinion, P1nkHeartLovesCake. Posters just being rancid. C'est la vie.

Why are people so thick

@chiyo666 that’s not very nice

People need to relax and learn humour. You know who you are!

Oh dear.... here come the keyboard warriors

morecoffeerequired Do you know what? I might just do exactly that grin Unless I'm out for a walk, obviously...
I hope you take a walk in the park every day and enjoy sunbathing and playing ball with everyone you meet I am not serious this is a joke

Finally a ‘stand on the doorstep’ I can get behind

Nice to see that old school mumsnet is still alive and kicking. Will defo be on my front doorstep giving them what for!

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

not thousands in Brockwell Park or on Brighton Beach, FFS!

Were there thousands in these places? When?