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Best covid 'brags' you've heard?

213 replies

EveryDayIsADuvetDay · 01/04/2020 23:30

My favourite was a friend talking about a neighbour that she doesn't even like very much.He is a part time assistant to a funeral director - rushed off of his feet, so brave, so busy...

I was so irritated I checked on line - seven covid deaths n the entire bloody county, none reported in that town.
And it's a large county.

OP posts:
MysteryFrog · 02/04/2020 09:28

It’s a stressful time, if people are trying to find ways to feel good about themselves then just leave them to it, they might be annoying but they’re not causing any harm.

Madein1995 · 02/04/2020 09:29

Someone boasting her kids haven't been outside in 3weeks. No one is compromised (she's my cousin) yet she pulled them out of school before anyone else, and they've been completely consigned to the house or garden. Poor kids.

Someone (a MLM seller) posting about how sad she is people's lost their jobs and how nows the perfect opportunity to join her and her 'amazing team'. Is also organising food drop offs for our local hospital - all very nice however why post it on fb 55000 times a day?

The same woman posting where can she get paint from, despite it being a non essential journey. When it's pointed out on fb that this isn't essential, she goes 'ffs, I need to, stop being horrible, I've gotta occupy these men (44yr old husband and 25yr old son) you don't understand its not easy for them like us ladies, they're active and work and need something not to be bored.' as though being male somehow makes any difference. As though women find isolation easier because we have a vagina and not a penks. As though her' men' are the only ones who are active and oh so important, yet not able to think of ways to occupy their minds.

The 'children now banned from tesco' and 'don't come in for non essentials' posts by retail workers. Lack of critical thinking.

'let's pay keyworkers 30% more' posts. Yes, lovely idea. The government (and therefore us once this shit shower is over) are already shelling out 80% wages for furloughed people, money for the self employed and having to put money into the NHS. I don't fancy an even bigger tax rise so that you Dan get another 30% wages for doing a job that you chose to do.

LolaSmiles · 02/04/2020 09:31

Thurmanmurman
I love seeing home baking posts, as long as they're of nice bakes, but totally agree with you on photos of a normal evening meal with captions about how great their other half is.

midgwit · 02/04/2020 09:41

Woman I worked with posted on FB about a week ago "that's me indoors for 12 weeks now". She was asked by one of her friends why as she isn't high risk and they didn't think the letters had actually been sent out yet anyway. She replied saying she didn't have a letter, but her BMI is 41 so she's automatically high risk and needs to stay indoors, and off work - despite having a job that can very easily be done from home (working in a call centre taking calls regarding benefits, so there have also been the "I'm a key worker" posts).

FabulouslyElegantTits · 02/04/2020 10:09

This has proper cheered me up 🤣

Redcherries · 02/04/2020 10:13

@midgwit. Those people are infuriating, I have one like it. Just can't bear not to be the centre of the situation and pulling a reason to be high risk out of the air, in my case its a mild condition thats has been untreated for many many years and is no where near the high risk guidance. Those people can seriously just fuck off.

Sn0tnose · 02/04/2020 10:14

@loubieloo4 No growth is wonderful news! Long may it continue.

drspouse · 02/04/2020 10:17

photos of a normal evening meal with captions about how great their other half is.

I have unfollowed someone who posted "lovely isolation meal of XX Indian dish followed by watching Slumdog Millionaire"
That's a meal. Not an isolation meal. It's called "cooking at home".

chockaholic72 · 02/04/2020 10:34

Friend's husband put this on after the NHS applause team.
"Thank you to everyone on behalf of myself and [redacted]l Hospital. Very moving ❤️"

He works on their website FFS.

kilisibird · 02/04/2020 10:43

How can you not leave the house in 2 weeks? Don't you need food?

DD18 has been doing our shopping for the past 3 weeks. I presume others have family who can help, people will be getting food delivered, people have shit loads of food in already.

Aren't your bodies seizing up?

No, you are allowed to move about.

TurtleBeach · 02/04/2020 10:43

I have a friend (possibly soon to be former friend) who is all over social media with stories of how she and her husband saw this coming at the beginning of March so have been in self-imposed lockdown for three weeks prior to the rest of the country. It's hard but it's the right thing to do. They are not going out for food but making do with what they have in the house and do not trust delivery drivers who will contaminate their groceries. She claims to have quit her job in early March in order to take one for the team and ensure she can stay inside, while her husband works from home anyway. She now spends 24/7 on social media, commenting on every news article she can find and picking fights with strangers who are not social distancing as well as she is. She is exhausting. And it's all lies.

On 8th March, she and I took a day trip together by train.

On 13th March, we were both invited to the pub for drinks for a mutual friend's birthday. I came down with a "persistent" cough a few days before so didn't go (no other symptoms but wanted to be safe and was also scared of being lynched in the pub for turning up like that). She kept messaging me, telling me that with no other symptoms, I'd be absolutely fine and tried to persuade me to join them.

I've been in her flat hundreds of times and know it like the back of my hand. I don't know where she is keeping a 6-month supply for food which will enable her to never leave the house or take a delivery.

Apparently, before locking down, she and her DH calculated how much they would normally spend on haircuts and in local shops and went around donating that sum to these businesses. She is also continuing to pay her cleaner weekly although the cleaner is obviously not coming at the moment. If true, this is wonderful, but she accompanies these bragging posts with "hang your head in shame" messages to the rest of us. NB - she and her DH (who is still wfh and drawing a very high salary - she has often described her job as "pocket money") are very well off. DH and I and other mutual friends are not. We couldn't afford a cleaner even before all this. My DH has now lost his job due to CV19 and I'm on a paycut (but not furloughed). Apparently this is irrelevant. But the main thing is that everyone in the neighbourhood knows and loves her for her benevolence.

Another mutual friend, who does have underlying health conditions and lives alone, had been expressing concern about not having enough food in the house. One of her neighbours did a shop for her and she posted her gratitude. Bragging friend then came in with warning messages about how she shouldn't have trusted the neighbour - he probably coughed into the bag - and now mutual friend will definitely get CV19 and die.

Serin · 02/04/2020 11:06

LoobyLoo4
Wishing you both all the strength in the world. Your DH sounds amazing to be cheerful through this. Flowers

Kaylasmum53 · 02/04/2020 11:07

Tbh, why care about what other people are saying or doing right now. Why does it matter who "brags" about what? The majority of you are just bitching about other people, why??

I am absolutely petrified of catching this virus, I'm not in a high risk group but my adult son is and I'm his carer. For me all that matters is keeping my family safe not what someone is saying on social media. I think you all need to get a grip and mind your own business.

Just my opinion.

GhostsInSnow · 02/04/2020 11:08

Brother In Law who's a bit of a knob at the best of times, posting selfies about how he and his truck are key workers keeping Britain moving.

He delivers bird tables to garden centres, 99% of which are shut to the general public but accepting stock deliveries.
He thinks we're all going to go out and applaud him.

wrongsideofhistorymyarse · 02/04/2020 11:17

This was shared on Facebook. I'm sure this proud mum left off the bit where everyone clapped.

Best covid 'brags' you've heard?
RuggerHug · 02/04/2020 11:21

wrongsideofhistory

Aye I'm sure love....Jesus do these people think anyone believes that bollocks?

iklboo · 02/04/2020 11:21

@wrongsideofhistorymyarse - that's a 'did ye, aye?' if ever I saw one Grin

iklboo · 02/04/2020 11:26

How can you not leave the house in 2 weeks? Don't you need food?

My parents are elderly and extremely vulnerable with their health even before CV19. They're getting online shops and we're taking top up stuff of other bits to them once a week and leaving it on their doorstep. No way could they leave the house (Victorian mid terrace so no garden, yard only slightly bigger than a wheelie bin).

ilovecakeandwine · 02/04/2020 11:28

I've not a actually seen any brags on social media most positive. I do know one person who is close to being unfollowed if I see one more post of stay home and ranting that people stay home etc followed by the death toll , yes I see the same news as you ffs.
Also those posts that as people are being paid 80% to stay home we should pay extra 20% to key workers. Yes that'll work , the economy is on its knees as majority can't work to pay taxes that will pay for the nhs but government can afford to pay everyone who's working a extra 20% . We are home because the government has put a lockdown not because we want to be home .

x2boys · 02/04/2020 11:29

someone I know has one of those ,face book profiles with I can't stay etc at home I'm a supermarket worker ,yes I realise that supermarkets are vital in this crisis but first of all she doesn't work directly for the supermarket she works for a company that supplies the supermarket ,and her job is to put CD,s on shelves

GabsAlot · 02/04/2020 12:11

@turtlebeach just cal her out in comments-erm lisa i saw yo0u was in the pub 2 weeks ago

that child giving the winston churchill speech-yeah course he did

FuckPolitenessSSDGM · 02/04/2020 12:33

@wrongsideofhistorymyarse 🤣🤣 If that post was put on Facebook as a genuine post and not a piss take then that woman needs help.

BlueChangling · 02/04/2020 12:33

A lady on our local Facebook help group put up pictures of her feet to show the blisters she got after walking miles and miles to deliver 100s of food parcels to the elderly.

I found it really odd as when she called to my home earlier that day to collect my donation she was driving her car.

BlueChangling · 02/04/2020 12:34

It didn't even look like blisters, just a bit of dry skin.

Dyrne · 02/04/2020 12:47

Kaylasmum53 The trouble is that it isn’t always harmless bollocks on social media. The amount of posts on there that amount to “Rather than calmly explaining to this person they shouldn’t be using the Play equipment I screamed at a young mother with children and am now posting their picture here for people to shame, to me!”

There’s also all the posts saying everyone should go donate stuff to staff at hospitals - erm, no, please don’t encourage everyone to go traipsing up to the hospital causing risk to staff and patients; and taking a member of staff away from doing something important to pose for your shitty social media photo. There are joint efforts that people can donate to which will co-ordinate it sensibly.

There was one that went so viral recently the new Nightingale hospital had to step in and go “um, no, please don’t send pictures through the post to us. We really don’t want to have to deal with thousands of bits of post that have been touched by lord knows how many people, it’s a fucking contamination nightmare”

(Note I may have summarised their statement and elaborated slightly Grin )