Should I bang on the window?

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Of the car parked outside my house music going and 2 people in the back as far from social distancing as it gets?

Can you play this next to them?

Did you bang OP?

How long were they banging for? So nice to have something light hearted on here atm!

No I went in and made DD breakfast then showered and dried hair as had been on a run and they were gone.

It's not the first time they've been seen and locals on FB are saying affair too! Only one woman getting huffy about it on there but I'm not brave enough to ask her if she went out alone for shopping today 😂

There are far more secluded places round here to get it on in a car, no idea why they'd do it on a residential street.

Because they're dogging exhibitionists.

Put a couple of traffic cones outside your house so they park somewhere else and what you don't see won't bother you.

If they were having sex that is a very public place to do it in. If they are living together and were just in the car at least they would be social distancing together as one household I suppose.

they're dogging exhibitionists

must has misinterpreted that it's OK to take the dog for a walk

If you go out to bang on the window does it count as your one exercise outing?

Next time they turn up hold up a sign asking can anyone join it.

Lends a whole new meaning to a cheeky fucker parking thread, doesn't it?

Do you live in a rural area OP? Perhaps at the end of a quiet lane? If so they may not even have noticed the house!!! OTOH, you might be on a street somewhere ... if so WhatsApp the neighbours - you might as well have some amusement.

So, they are having an affair in plain sight, and people are posting about it on Facebook? It sounds like they want to get caught.

As there is a parking issue we need a mandatory diagram

I think they are long term cohabitees trying to recapture the time when they were teenagers living with mum.

BBC has a guide "Coronavirus and sex: What you need to know"

slight omission, doesn't mention dogging, but if they come back, you can always put a copy on their windscreen (hand gel carefully afterwards)

They weren't there today so I ran further round the village to see if they'd change spots. No luck!

Only one woman on FB was arsey about me posting and it was v hard not to ask her if she'd been out to get her shopping at the same time.

I live in a cul de sac with a large square at one end, they'd parked on one side of the square, in full view of 3 of the houses.

Crazy to risk it if they are having an affair but maybe they were desperate?

Did the arsey woman look like the one in the car? Or was her face not that visible?
I think she was arsey because she'd been rumbled.