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Drunk thread

59 replies

Walkingtohealth · 28/03/2020 20:44

There was always a drunk thread in days of old.

Resurrecting it.

Sauvignon Blanc going down well here.

I also have gin and tonic...not just any tonic...Fever Tree tonic.

Cheers.

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Walkingtohealth · 28/03/2020 20:45

We are binge watching Good Omens so life is good.

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Wolfiefan · 28/03/2020 20:48

Oh walking i re read the book then binge watched. Good times indeed.
I’m on the Sauvignon blanc too.
Now do I go to bed or have another glass?

Walkingtohealth · 28/03/2020 21:01

Have another glass....I have 😁

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OhMargo · 28/03/2020 21:04

Drink is not allowed by the MN police didn't you know this? Some are insufferably judgmental.

Anyway, hic, I have had two large glasses of Pinot Grigio, and will later on have a large Hennessy brandy before bed.

What else can we do? Bear in mind that I have no kids that need minding, am here on my own, and partner is self isolating in his house.

Wolfiefan · 28/03/2020 21:13

I’ll be judgy and insufferable in the morning OhMargo Grin. Tonight? I have had a wine delivery and I want to try the new stuff! Oh and today has largely sucked.

ZeldaPrincessOfHyrule · 28/03/2020 21:15

Oooh, Good Omens! Noice. We're watching Season 6 of Brooklyn 99, which I've been waiting for forever. Forever is now.

I have beer, but I'm afraid we're going to run out soon and it's not an essential Sad

1Morewineplease · 28/03/2020 21:15

I’ve just had my hdynnfd gjdrug?&8(... hescbt jgdvuu hic!

JigsawsAreInPieces · 28/03/2020 21:16

We’re drinking tonight. Cheers! 🍻

OhMargo · 28/03/2020 21:16

Wolfiefan

Cheers, hope all your troubles are little ones.

Wolfiefan · 28/03/2020 21:18

Cheers @OhMargo and may your drinks be large ones. Grin

Madein1995 · 28/03/2020 21:19

Am watching SEAL team while sat on bed in fluffy cardigan eating Easter egg chocolate and drinking prosecco

Wolfiefan · 28/03/2020 21:20

David Boreanz. Ooooooo.
New wine is good.

Bluewavescrashing · 28/03/2020 21:20

I have just been chastised for daring to fall asleep whilst asleep then whilst awake I wanted snuggles with the rabbit 🐇

Permenantlyexhaustedpidgeon · 28/03/2020 21:25

Oh hello! Hurah! I’m pissed! Red wine is lush! I told a man I fancy him just now and we are going on a date when we are allowed!

ImpossibleGirl · 28/03/2020 21:26

Just finishing off the 2nd bottle of Malbec shared with Himself over dinner, which was a Skype dinner party with two other couples.

Well half of the first bottle went into the red wine sauce for the steak, so not as bad as it sounds... Until I go back to the open bottle of prosecco in the fridge to keep me lubricated whilst watching Masterchef. Grin🥂

rslsys · 28/03/2020 21:26

Heard a Dr. on TV saying in this time of Coronavirus staying at home we should focus on inner peace. To achieve this we should always finish things we start and we all could use more calm in our lives. I looked through my house to find things i'd started and hadn't finished, so I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiumun srciptuns, an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how feckin fablus I feel rite now. Sned this to all who need inner piss. An telum u luvum. And two hash yer wands,
stafe day avrybobby!!!

ImpossibleGirl · 28/03/2020 21:28

@Bluewavescrashing ... May it possibly be almost bedtime for you? Unless bunny needs proper snuggles of course. 🥰

ImpossibleGirl · 28/03/2020 21:29

@rslsys ... Like your style!! 😂😂😂

Wolfiefan · 28/03/2020 21:31

I can’t finish it! I bought a case and a half of wine. I’ve managed a couple of glasses. If I finish it I will die. Shock

allaboardthesinkingship · 28/03/2020 21:32

Also on the wine. I was very upset when my husband brought home 12% red wine. That's basically juice. I had wine and beef with my pizza earlier mmm. My slimming world has gone out the window these past 2 weeks 🙈

Bluewavescrashing · 28/03/2020 21:33

In bed now. DH not impressed 😂

stophuggingme · 28/03/2020 21:34

I’d love to get drunk but three tinies all asleep (for once since 7.30pm!) upstairs and it’s just me and them as always. I’ve allowed myself a double Sipsmith gin and fevertree tonic with loads of ice and a a bag of coop sea salt and Chardonnay vinegar crisps whilst watching non coronavirus television. The dog is sprawled out on me. I’m getting a bit hot. Rock and roll.

Cheers!
And have one for me

Polkadotpjs · 28/03/2020 21:34

Had two glasses read and a Crabbies. It’s not enough to cope with DH being a wanker

Mammyloveswine · 28/03/2020 21:35

I had virtual afternoon drinks with the girls over zoom so am on the Chardonnay!

OhMargo · 28/03/2020 21:35

rslsys

Hilarious, it's what we need now and then.

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