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Important Question for Scots MNetters

104 replies

TheMustressMhor · 27/03/2020 11:27

What is the correct term for circular square sausage?

Also - what difference does the shape of it make?

I prefer the circular kind although the rectangular kind is acceptable, too.

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Wherehaveallthepeoplegone · 27/03/2020 12:16

We call it sliced sausage. Never buy round though, just square.

Mrsjayy · 27/03/2020 12:20

Round sliced sausage our butcher calls it. I buy the Malcom Allan ones for dh .

LouiseTrees · 27/03/2020 12:23

Sliced or Lorne

Mrsjayy · 27/03/2020 12:27

And now I want a roll on sausage Sad

Pasqual · 27/03/2020 12:28

Square Slice and Roon Slice Grin

toomuchtooold · 27/03/2020 12:29

Square slice we always called it. Or alternatively, "mouth-burning, rubbery work of the devil".

Ohdeariedear · 27/03/2020 12:33

Square sausage is Lorna Sausage and vice versa. What you describe is flat sausage. I might be the only person in the land that calls it that though.

Ohdeariedear · 27/03/2020 12:34

Lorne sausage, not Lorna sausage 🤣🤣

Mrsjayy · 27/03/2020 12:35

Lorna sausage Grin

OnlyJudyCanJudgeMe · 27/03/2020 12:36

Sliced sausage.

ChilliMayo · 27/03/2020 12:54

As far from Scotland as could possibly be, but it sounds like 'what I call' a sausage patty. I had an Aunt Patty, very annoying woman, I always wanted to smack her on the head too.

TheMustressMhor · 27/03/2020 13:08

In the name!

I am Scottish myself. I was just wondering what you all called your circular square sausage.

Our butcher makes it and sells it either square or circular.

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Meggie2008 · 27/03/2020 13:09

Slice sausage! Regardless of shape

Littleninja1 · 27/03/2020 13:11

We call it Lorne in the Highlands

Doggybiccys · 27/03/2020 13:13

Square slice or square sausage when uncooked. Snarler when cooked with fried onions as they snarl at you as the fat leaks out. Brown sauce and lots of lurpak (other butters are available). Lorne is a trade name and should not be used - bit like saying jacuzzi instead of spa bath. Other finger like sausages are “links” - I take my sausages very seriously!!

OverUnderSidewaysDown · 27/03/2020 13:14

I love this thread purely because of the bewilderment it will cause anyone who isn’t Scottish.
“round square sausage” - have we Scots found the answer to the age old mystery of how to square the circle?

Dylaninthemovies1 · 27/03/2020 13:15

Are you talking about oolong?

HelgaHere1 · 27/03/2020 13:17

It's square, sliced sausage - round is a poor imitation.

jingscrivvens · 27/03/2020 13:19

You get square slice and round slice. But in the butchers where I grew up the round slice was onion slice and that was the food of the Gods. Just like the bakers did a scotch pie with onions in it, an onion pie, and that was superior to a plain old pie. Would still eat everything mentioned here gladly.

TheMustressMhor · 27/03/2020 13:21

Round is a poor imitation

No it isn't. It might have exactly the same ingredients as square sausage but circular square sausage tastes much better.

Grin
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AgentProvocateur · 27/03/2020 13:21

Square, round, flat, lorne, slice.

Mrsjayy · 27/03/2020 13:24

Ive not had onion slice in years !

Noworrieshere · 27/03/2020 13:27

Sliced sausage whatever its shape.
But I would never choose to buy round, it's wrong.

ParkheadParadise · 27/03/2020 13:29

Morton Roll
Square Slice
Fried Egg
Tomato Sauce
And a mug of tea.
Always have square slice never round.

BreconBeBuggered · 27/03/2020 13:34

I haven't eaten sausage of any kind for 40 years, so my memory may be failing me here, but in my family (west coast) it was always just called slice.