I am sitting with the doors open and omg some antisocial bastard of a neighbour is toasting hot cross buns.
Don't you realise that some of us forgot to stuff some HCBs into our baskets so are going to be HCB deprived for the next couple of weeks, and that moreover for some of us an HCB is something they only eat at this time of year, that we refuse the temptation to buy them out of season so the scent of their spicy crisp loveliness drenched in good unsalted butter wafting across the back fence is almost unbearable? Hmm?
If you carry on like this neighbour, I will have to unleash my inner Liam Neelson and track you down........