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Share your dilemmas and get honest opinions from other Mumsnetters.

To ask who is the person you would choose to self isolate with?

46 replies

GeraldtheGorilla · 23/03/2020 19:41

Obviously this excludes family.

My first thought was a chef who could make amazing bread and pasta. I am now thinking a boot-camp style personal trainer who would have me fit and fabulous.

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jcurve · 23/03/2020 19:42

My pilates instructor. I’d have a core of steel after 12 weeks stuck inside with her!

Lifeisgenerallyfun · 23/03/2020 19:46

A satyromaniac to pass the time

FlaskMaster · 23/03/2020 20:06

Jason Momoa. And about 3 tonnes of lube. 4 tonnes if lockdown lasts over 2 weeks.

ADreamOfGood · 23/03/2020 20:08

Tbh I'd really really like to be alone!

IndigoHexagon · 23/03/2020 20:10

A couple of my CrossFit coaches . Obviously only so they can motivate me to keep working out and have me looking fab when we come out of quarantine. 😉

Olawisk · 23/03/2020 20:11

Someone amazing in bed and good looking

BrunoLovesMe · 23/03/2020 20:11

Kevin 💗

Hoppinggreen · 23/03/2020 20:12

My dog

crispysausagerolls · 23/03/2020 20:14

Dead or alive? I’ve always wanted to meet Henry VIII - reckon it would be a fairly hilarious time

Iminaglasscaseofemotion · 23/03/2020 20:31

A guy that dp works with. He is the funniest person I have ever met. I like witty people.

BlueVeins · 23/03/2020 20:51

Is this really sad? The first thing I thought was “DH” then felt guilty about the kids. But tbh, a few weeks just the two of us would be bliss!

NiceLegsShameAboutTheFace · 23/03/2020 21:04

Someone amazing in bed and good looking

He lives in the Swiss Cottage area or did when I was last in touch Grin

Ameanstreakamilewide · 23/03/2020 21:08

My ex-bf. It would be sublime.

God, i miss him!

TreacherousPissFlap · 23/03/2020 22:32

Nobody, and certainly not DH (though I'm very fond of him, I suspect our relationship would never be the same again)
He's off work now and DS is off school - I'm torn between being gutted Idon't have 3 weeks to schlep round the house, cooking and Marie Kondoing, and utter relief that I am essential staff and actually get to escape for a while!

Snoozysnoozy · 23/03/2020 22:43

Slash of Guns n Roses. He'd teach me to play guitar and bring along an unending supply of Jack Daniels and Coke

Woodlandtrain · 23/03/2020 22:46

Chris Hemsworth

MrsToothyBitch · 23/03/2020 22:53

Fantasy: Nicolas Cage. (Purely to say I've got him Nicolas Caged up).

Reality: I've got someone lovely in mind.

FuckingTuiles · 23/03/2020 22:55

Fox Mulder circa 1996.

Fluffiest · 23/03/2020 22:55

Marie Kondo - my place is a disorganized disaster.

FunkyKingston · 23/03/2020 23:53

A busty goer in stockings

angelcakebananabrain · 23/03/2020 23:57

@Ameanstreakamilewide I came on here to say the same thing! It’s been a few months and I was getting better but now all this stress has just made me want him back so desperately! Not sure he’d be on board with it tho...

CoronaVera · 24/03/2020 00:03

I'm on my own. I broke up with my ex last week.

The reality of what I'm facing is just hitting me and I miss him.

SilverySurfer · 24/03/2020 01:26

No-one - I prefer to be alone - another person living here would drive me mad.

DieSchottin93 · 24/03/2020 01:35

Henry Cavill 😍

Antipodeancousin · 24/03/2020 01:42

My other half. He can cook and he makes me laugh! Plus our lovely dog.