To ask who is the person you would choose to self isolate with?

[GeraldtheGorilla]

Obviously this excludes family.

My first thought was a chef who could make amazing bread and pasta. I am now thinking a boot-camp style personal trainer who would have me fit and fabulous.

A very keen gardener who would enjoy a lot of hard work!

As it stands, it's now down to me and my lazy teens to sort out the whole jungle.

I need someone I'm totally comfortable with. I'd be perfectly happy alone with my dogs. But I've also got DH and DS(22) and we'll be just fine together. If DS(26) decides he wants to come home, God help us all, much as I love him we'd end up killing each other, we are just too alike, and he is far too messy. Hmm, he can cook though... difficult decision.

If I can’t have my DH or DC I guess I will settle for George Clooney but only because you forced me.

Jason Momoa or Richard Ayoade

Marie Kondo too! If she gets bored (and she will!) she can organise my whole house.

A very tough fitness instructor.

And last but definitely not least - my hairstylist

Peter Kay and a shelf full of Tena Ladies. Laughing uproariously or coughing....they'd get used either way.
My Ddog died in February and I would give anything to be stuck in lockdown with him. He was the best of dogs.

My hairdresser 😥

@angelcakebananabrain See, now, mine would definitely be up for it and we split up 20 years ago. 😉

That's what's so cruel! 😫

I hope you can work out your differences and give it another go, though, my lovely.
These are strange days to be living through, so don't let something (potentially) daft split you up.

@Ameanstreakamilewide sadly he has moved on and now lives in a different country, but never mind! I’m not on my own, got my mum, but we do wind each other up...

Alex Turner from Arctic Monkeys.

For the singing and the shagging

@angelcakebananabrain That's a shame.

I have a black, cynical heart, but was kind of hoping you'd get back together! 😉

Look after yourself and your mum. x

Arnold Schwarzenegger.
But only if he brought his tiny horse and tiny donkey

My DB’s Ddog. He is a beautiful black lab with the sweetest nature.

@Ameanstreakamilewide sorry to disappoint! Look after yourself too x

Troye Sivan (don’t tell my boyfriend!)

Monty Don. My garden needs a lot of attention.

Maybe Martha Stewart or Mari Kondo. Get the house nice for once and try to get it at least close to a show home like state so I can stop feeling like such a failure

Joe gilgun, I had a dream about him monday and now have a teenage like crush

Just one person?!
I would have to choose between food and sex 😱

Dwayne Johnson for the sex
Mary Berry for the food

At a push, Paul Hollywood could do both roles

Channing Tatum (sigh)

Martin Henderson from ER/Virgin River.

But in reality my lovely little DS.

A few days alone would also be heavenly!