Based on stuff I was doing/going through at the time...
Aibu to go back to the hairdressers and insist they redo my perm? It’s completely dropped on one side. Mum says it’s my own fault for washing it so soon (3 days after perm, I did and said about the washing and they redid it for me)
Aibu to think it’s not normal to have periods as bad as I do? (I read problem pages and they all said periods can vary a lot in early years. I’d no idea what I was experiencing was far from normal until I collapsed at school and mum took me to gp. Even then gp only put me on pill which merely masked the symptoms of the endo I had clear symptoms of)
Aibu to be feeling constantly anxious at the thought of the bomb being dropped and wish it’d never been invented?
“Findus crispy pancakes - oven or grill?” Erm I think you’ll find they were fried!
Aibu to wish mum didn’t fry EVERYTHING in lard? It tastes gross and leaves a film on the roof of my mouth!
Aibu to be creeped out by the toy donkey my uncle brought back from Spain that my mum insists be in the corner of my bedroom?
Aibu to be embarrassed my brothers been given my old bike? Dads sprayed it blue but it still has the basket on the front and brother isn’t very happy either.
Aibu to keep pestering mum to get us continental quilts? Everyone else has them and we’re still sleeping in itchy wool blankets and nylon sheets that spark! Mum says they’re a fad and won’t catch on, and that sheets and blankets are easier to launder.
1990! Before she finally gave in!