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To find this wrong in a young child's book - particularly in a Bookstart book?

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PrettyCandles · 05/09/2007 11:15

'bath' rhymed with 'laugh'.

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Fossil · 05/09/2007 11:17

Is it barth rhymes with larf, or bath rhymes with laff?

TheArmadillo · 05/09/2007 11:18

It's not a particularly sophisticated rhyme - but it's a young child's book. The rhyme works though and surely that's the only point at this age.

Elffriend · 05/09/2007 11:19

. You're not from t'north then I take it?

PandaG · 05/09/2007 11:21

bath and laff or barth and larf both have assonance (vowel sounds rhyme) but not consonance (consonant sounds rhyming)

laundrylover · 05/09/2007 11:21

Seems fine to me but I am an ignorant up norther.

DrNortherner · 05/09/2007 11:22

Their is no R in bath as far as I can see my dear.

Do you dash aroundf town or daRsh around town? I think you dash. Therefore tis BATH.

PrettyCandles · 05/09/2007 11:22

No no no the rhyme doesn't work! It turns 'bath' into 'baf'.

It's one of the sounds that make ds1 struggle with his spelling - if you say 'th' as 'f' you can't work out how to spell the word.

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cornsilk · 05/09/2007 11:23

My ds2 laughs(laffs) his head off when people say 'barf'. My sister actually tried to teach her daughter to say bath like that. Hee hee.

PrettyCandles · 05/09/2007 11:24

Thank you Panda.

The regional variation is irrelevant. Where people say 'barth' they also say 'larf', where people say 'bAth' they also say 'lAff'.

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harpsichordcarrier · 05/09/2007 11:24

it doesn't rhyme at all
name and shame thebook please

FLIER · 05/09/2007 11:25

YANBU
That is terrible! What book is it?

Elffriend · 05/09/2007 11:26

Whilst we're on it - scarfe does not rhyme with giraffe...so there!

PrettyCandles · 05/09/2007 11:28

Peepo Baby

It was in ds2's Bookstart bag.

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quickdrawmcgraw · 05/09/2007 11:30

You're right, tis a weak rhyme.

But for me Again doens't rhyme with Drain because I've always pronounced it 'ag-en'
Singing 'incy wincy' makes me embarassed because I've got to pronounce it differently to make it rhyme.

LaCod · 05/09/2007 11:30

bath does rhyme wiht laugh

LaCod · 05/09/2007 11:31

if it doent you are a chav
tis a chav detector

Fossil · 05/09/2007 11:32

Quickdrawmcgraw. What other way can you pronounce 'incy wincy'?

Elffriend · 05/09/2007 11:34

I accept the consonance point, but can't get too uptight about this in a book designed for someone who mainly likes to tear the flappy bits.

UnquietDad · 05/09/2007 11:36

Giraffe in a scarf. No problem.

quickdrawmcgraw · 05/09/2007 11:37

Sorry I should have said rain doesn't rhyme with again for me. Both of which are are the end of line in the Incy Wincy song

Elffriend · 05/09/2007 11:39

oops - stray e... still doesn't rhyme when I read it though.

wulfricsmummy · 05/09/2007 11:41

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PrettyCandles · 05/09/2007 11:41

But what about when the older children join in, Elffriend? Ds1 likes to read to his younger siblings, and dd likes to participate as well by reading the pictures or reciting the story (such as it may be) from memory.

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MrsMarvel · 05/09/2007 11:43

The author would probably use the excuse that they were being poetic, the word was simply the only one in the english language that they could possibly use and that even if it didn't exactly rhyme it just felt "right".

Yeah right. Chuck it and get some Hairy McLary books. Linley Dodd knows her rhymes.

contentiouscat · 05/09/2007 11:43

I think they rhyme (but then i'm not a Chav)

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