... about the cheese on toast?

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I'll in bed. Problem compounded by tiredness and husband having woken me twice last night by loud weird choking coughs, after which I couldn't get back to sleep. (He's not I'll. Not sure what coughing was about.) I was working yesterday and will be working the next five days. He's retired. So because I'm so shattered I retreated to bed this morning and said l didn't feel up to coming down for lunch. When he offered to bring me something, I asked for a toasted cheese sandwich. ( We have a machine for doing toasties.) After ten minutes he game back with a plate that had two very greasy slices of cheese on toast on it. No knife and fork or paper napkin, so not really possible to eat in bed. So do I leave the bastard?

Knife and fork ???

Why can't you just use your hands and wash them after?

Why would you eat cheese and toast with a knife and fork? It's fancy toast, you wouldn't eat toast with a knife and fork

You sound extremely hard work.

Who the F eats cheese on toast with cutlery?!

I have never seen anyone eat cheese on toast with a knife and fork! Or a home made toastier either.

Pick it up and eat it!

Depends.

Did he serve it, as it always should be served, in it's purest naked form? Or did he pervert, corrupt and ruin it by putting other things on it such as those utter degenerates who pollute it with Worcestershire Sauce?

Use your hands, OP. Good grief.

I wish somebody would bring me cheese on toast in bed.

Or did he pervert, corrupt and ruin it by putting other things on it such as those utter degenerates who pollute it with Worcestershire Sauce?

It's not cheese on toast without Worcestershire sauce!

Eating cheese on toast with a knife and fork???? That reminds me of my old boss, the only man I've seen eating a donut with a knife and fork. YABU just for using cutlery for cheese on toast.

It's not cheese on toast without Worcestershire sauce!

Outside. Now.

There's melted cheese dripping all down the sides. So impossible to eat without getting oily fingers, possible grease on bedding library book etc. The requested sandwich would have been easier to eat in bed. Napkin and/or cutlery would have helped. Wash basin down the corridor possible but might as well have gone downstairs and idea was to stay put. Have made do with tea only for now.

Thoughts and prayers, OP

Napkin? Use a tissue or some kitchen roll.

Oh goodness OP have you got your dressing gown of doom on??

Outside. Now.

Should I bring my duelling pistol or my sword?

Who eats toasted cheese with a knife and fork?? 😂

There's melted cheese dripping all down the sides. So impossible to eat without getting oily fingers,

Anybody else have that sort of soft porn musak playing in their heads?

Should I bring my duelling pistol or my sword?

Butter knives at dawn.

Ahh I think you’re being a bit harsh on him!

He dared disturb your sleep by coughing, and now you’ve taken to bed where the food he made you isn’t to your satisfaction?

Get up, get your own lunch, and stop being a moaner.

I'm not feeling well and am in bed. DP brought me bacon with no cutlery (all in the dishwasher) and some kitchen roll. I relished eating it with my fingers whilst slobbing about in bed. Knife, fork and napkin? 🤣🤣

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