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To want to marry Bob Mortimer even though I am already married

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MelanieFrontage · 14/02/2020 21:44

Just watching him on Would I Lie To You and on Mortimer and Whitehouse Gone Fishing.

He’s soooo adorable and funny, he’s a fair bit older than me but I’d marry him in an instant, I’ve spoken to DH about this and I’m pretty sure that he too would marry him.

AIBU with my love for the legend that is Mr Mortimer?

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chatnicknameyousuggested · 14/02/2020 21:46

He does his own dentistry, as well. Think of the money you'd save.

RJnomore1 · 14/02/2020 21:47

I am pretty sure it’s unreasonable to NOT want to marry bob Mortimer

somewheresorted · 14/02/2020 21:47

Seriously... I didn’t find him funny in the 90’s, 2000’s - can’t imagine that he’s improved that much!

TrixieTheWhore · 14/02/2020 21:49

I'd kick DP out of bed for Bob.

Onceuponatimethen · 14/02/2020 21:50

Seriously op I agree - you couldn’t be more right

YouTheCat · 14/02/2020 21:50

Have you checked out 'train guy'?

Dd is taking her dad to see him and Jim next week.

Pinkarsedfly · 14/02/2020 21:52

Get behind me in the queue.

He was on my bedroom wall 30 years ago.

Nonnymum · 14/02/2020 21:53

somewheresorted he is much funnier on would I lie to you than he was in the Reeves and Mortimer shows. And agree with PPs he comes over as very nice on that fishing show.

TrixieTheWhore · 14/02/2020 21:54

Anyone see this on Instagram the other day?

To want to marry Bob Mortimer even though I am already married
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MelanieFrontage · 14/02/2020 21:54

I’m glad that most people so far agree, I think that living with him would be a hoot although it could easily become really annoying, I wouldn’t care though 😂

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randomchap · 14/02/2020 21:55

I'd marry him too.

MrsPelligrinoPetrichor · 14/02/2020 21:55

He's an absolute sleaze.

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MelanieFrontage · 14/02/2020 21:55

@TrixieTheWhore what was on Instagram?

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JuanSheetIsPlenty · 14/02/2020 21:55

Free dog massages- winner! Grin

It’s Rob Brydon for me though. Bob is very nice but no zing.

dippyeggsandham · 14/02/2020 21:55

I’d definitely marry him

CodenameVillanelle · 14/02/2020 21:56

I've always loved him ever since the smell of reeves and Mortimer. He was one of my earliest proper crushes!

TrixieTheWhore · 14/02/2020 21:57

Is my photo not showing?

This - www.instagram.com/p/B8HUMZZnYuz/?igshid=1e6sf6b4qt7t2

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MelanieFrontage · 14/02/2020 21:59

If he married me then I would insist that he crept up on the neighbours chanting “we do beg your pardon, we are in your garden” lol

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Sparklesocks · 14/02/2020 22:00

I like Bob, it’s nice he hasn’t lost his silly, playful nature as he’s got older.

Stuckfornow · 14/02/2020 22:01

He also did a couple of series of Greg Davies’ Taskmaster, pretty amusing!

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MelanieFrontage · 14/02/2020 22:01

Ahhh, I can see it now @TrixieTheWhore how adorable ❣

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TrixieTheWhore · 14/02/2020 22:12

He is just adorable and wonderful isn't he.

wafflyversatile · 14/02/2020 22:20

Hes totes adorbs. Hes like a senior statesman on taskmaster. Also I want to be Sally Phillips and marry bob Mortimer.

Lurleene · 14/02/2020 22:25

Trixie I just showed DH that pic and he asked me why I was showing him a photo of Liam from One Direction. Hmm

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MelanieFrontage · 14/02/2020 22:28

Liam from OD 😂 😂
You deffo need to be married to Bob rather than current DH 😂

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