To want to marry Bob Mortimer even though I am already married

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Just watching him on Would I Lie To You and on Mortimer and Whitehouse Gone Fishing.

He’s soooo adorable and funny, he’s a fair bit older than me but I’d marry him in an instant, I’ve spoken to DH about this and I’m pretty sure that he too would marry him.

AIBU with my love for the legend that is Mr Mortimer?

Although having googled, there is more than a similar likeness between the two.

I saw a pic of him on Twitter a while back examining his bald spot in a full length mirror and showed his arse.

Love Bob.

I love him- I've loved him for a very very long time.
Have you listened to his desert island discs on bbc sounds?
He's had troubles but that makes me love him more.
He's funny and warm and crinkly. I cry with laughter when he gets going.
One day our paths cross and and he'll realise I'm the one.
I hope

You’ll have to beat my (straight) oh to it
Here is the card I got him for Valentine’s Day...😂

This is my go to when I'm having a bad day

Another fan here.

His Robert De Niro impression on the first series of Gone Fishing made me howl with laughter, I'm smiling just thinking about it

Ive never been a mad fan but happy to reassess although curious to know why pellegrino thinks hes a sleaze

Ahh he’s totally lovely. My DH has worked with him a lot

He’s hilarious, but fancying him??? 😂

YABU I once bummed a silk cut off him after a comedy competition circa 1997. He is shorter than I wanted him to be.

He was very polite though and although not particularly impressed by my drunkenly asking him to marry me he did hand over his lighter.

Ahhh Bob.....