Pooing in the en suite!!

[MisfitNinja]

Settle an age old debate between myself and my DH:

Shitting in the en suite:

Yes or no?

I say no, as it will stink the bedroom out and he disagrees and says that it doesn't matter. If he needs to go he'll go whichever toilets closets!!

I swear this thread is peak Mumsnet.

Absolutely agree .

FFS so many here are literally so anal about shitting

It depends where the rest of the house members are at the time.

In the daytime en-suite is the perfect place! Even more so if there are visitors.

If it's night time then no.

I swear this thread is peak Mumsnet.

indeed, so many people happy to have grim lives, it's disgusting

but having visited so many properties over the years, a lot of homes are grim!

Man shits in toilet shock

Man shits in toilet shock

LTB

It’s a toilet so you should be able to use it for whatever you need to

Yes, its a normally bodily function. Close the door put the extractor on.

New build en-suites are like a bucket in a wardrobe so not ok for pooing in. Imho

urely this is just a mindset.many bathrooms are next door to bedrooms so why is different as the en-suite is basically this.its next door to the bedrooms.same set of walls in between and a door.

"I've never once needed to share a bathroom with someone doing a poo!"
I will admit, myself and the wife often end up with her in the shower, me on the loo. She either asks me to sing, or comments! We only have one loo, and I'm afraid if she is in the shower and I need to go, I go! Mind you, never imagined I would end up like this. But what is she supposed to do, run out of the shower whilst I go, or I'm supposed to stand outside desperately clenching?

Thankfully, the cat hasn't learnt to use the loo, so we don't have a third issue to cope with. Although of course we have the brushing her tail against the back of your thigh whilst you're sat on the loo thing..........

Just light a candle in there and bob's your uncle.

Out of interest, what do you make him do if you stay in a hotel??

It's a toilet - why bother installing it i you're going uk set daft rules about its use!!

Get over yourself, everyone poos, even you.

Mumsnet is on a different planet sometimes. I really believe that. Not shitting in the toilet?! Yes ok then. Go do your business under a tree.

Get over yourself, everyone poos, even you.
next to where they sleep? no, just you I am afraid.
Even my dogs don't poop anywhere near their sleeping quarters

It's a toilet - why bother installing it i you're going uk set daft rules about its use!!
maybe it was there already
maybe it's fine for pee
maybe it's useful for guests, and for emergencies

when there's a perfectly usable toilet somewhere else in the house? gross. Just why would you go in your own bedroom? MN is hilarious sometimes

It's a toilet. It's there for shitting on. I mean for Gods sake if it's a bit whiffy afterwards you can just shut the door surely?!

But what is she supposed to do, run out of the shower whilst I go, or I'm supposed to stand outside desperately clenching?
Surely a NT adult with no bowel problems can learn to hold in their bodily functions for 5/10 minutes? I presume you don’t shit yourself in public if you need to poo and there is no bathroom?

Pooing is a disgusting, dirty habit. I can’t believe people still do it... The medieval age finished centuries ago! You’re clearly not eating healthily enough. If you were they’d be no bad stuff to pop out! And if you feel the urge, clench and the body will soon reabsorb it.

next to where they sleep?
You’re not shitting on your bedside table ffs. How is it different to a bedroom adjacent bathroom? Doors exist for a reason, I’m sure you know how they work.

It’s a toilet, that’s what it’s for!

A toilet is a toilet. It really doesn't bother me.

We fully use the en suite, unless one of us is in bed and the one making use of the loo has a particularly sore tummy so its going to smell

This thread is hilarious! Mumsnet is a weird place

We have the bedroom with the en-suite as a dressing room. So yes that's my preferred toilet to use.

DH uses the main bathroom toilet and no ole uses the downstairs toilet for that kinda thing 💩