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AIBU?

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107 replies

SidneyPrescott · 31/01/2020 11:59

Maltesers.

There. I said it. I've just eaten some for the first time in ages, in case my opinion had changed, and I just don't get it. Why are they so popular? They've got to be the dullest chocolate going.

I wish I could enable voting for this one.

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PetuniaPorcupine · 31/01/2020 12:00

You are so wrong that I don't know where to begin.

LochJessMonster · 31/01/2020 12:02

Maltesers are the greatest chocolate.

Malteser truffles are even better. You can even get malteser bars and malteser ice creams.

FudgeBrownie2019 · 31/01/2020 12:03

YANBU they're the Malted Milk of the chocolate world.

SidneyPrescott · 31/01/2020 12:04

The greatest chocolate? Really?!

That accolade belongs to a Terry's Chocolate Orange.

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Raera · 31/01/2020 12:06

Malteser buttons are even better than the original

PetuniaPorcupine · 31/01/2020 12:06

I'd be with you on Maltese Truffles though. I hate those.

Terry's Chocolate Oranges are probably the foulest chocolates known to man.

LividLaughLovely · 31/01/2020 12:08

They're utter shite and spoil Revels.

Mrsjayy · 31/01/2020 12:08

But but malteser buttons are the best 😀

I don't like Gin there I said it the relief Grin

LochJessMonster · 31/01/2020 12:09

@Raera Malteser buttons are so much better!

LochJessMonster · 31/01/2020 12:10

whisper I don't like cheese. any type. Blush

OnlyFoolsnMothers · 31/01/2020 12:10

BEST CHOCOLATE EVER YABVUUU

SidneyPrescott · 31/01/2020 12:11

@LividLaughLovely

Yes! I cannot tell you how strongly I agree with you. I love Revels. I have to bite the suspect ones in half and if they are those little balls of disappointment, they're swiftly thrust towards the husband to dispose of.

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Neverender · 31/01/2020 12:11

...massages

SidneyPrescott · 31/01/2020 12:16

@Neverender

I agree. I do not want to be touched by a stranger. I can't stand spa days, either.

@LochJessMonster and @Mrsjayy this is a safe space. Let it all out.

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Mrsjayy · 31/01/2020 12:21

I felt an outcast in the pub last week all these gin balloons and i was sitting with my wine glass I felt judged Grin

WitchQueenofDarkness · 31/01/2020 12:22

They used to be lovely - now they just taste of sugar

Sexnotgender · 31/01/2020 12:22

That accolade belongs to a Terry's Chocolate Orange.

Bleurgh. What is wrong with you🤢

Pollaidh · 31/01/2020 12:26

I like them ok if I let them melt in my mouth, but I hate the texture against my teeth if I bite into them. It's kind of scratchy and reminds me of skiing on ice.

thiscouldbethehill · 31/01/2020 12:28

I agree Maltesers are a bit meh. I don’t much like gin either. Cheese and massages (not necessarily simultaneously) make me very happy though.

Sceptre86 · 31/01/2020 12:28

So wrong.

AzraiL · 31/01/2020 12:29

YABU.

If you had said that about Milky Ways I would have agreed. They're the poor man's Mars Bar in my opinion.

femidom12 · 31/01/2020 12:30

You talk utter bilge.

hibiscuswater · 31/01/2020 12:30

Maltesers are vile, disgusting palm oil cardboard.

TheDogsMother · 31/01/2020 12:34

Whatttt the ???? How can you not like Maltesers ? Very strange indeed

SidneyPrescott · 31/01/2020 12:35

They should make chocolate orange Maltesers!

They'd still be dull as balls, though.

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