IF YOU THINK YOU MIGHT BE PREGNANT THEN GO AND TAKE A F*&KING TEST!

[expatinscotland]

How late can I be?

Am I pregnant?

I've done XYZ and now I'm late, guess if I'm pregnant.

GET OFF THE FUCKING PC AND GO WEE ON A STICK.

here here

PMSL and once you have done the test come back and tell us all who you are thanks so much.

Oh no

its far better to get a bunch of strangers online to guess if you are.

aww expat I went through the whole am I, arent I bit. Got loads of neg when I was preg. I know it is tiresome sometimes when people ask but when you are desperate for that blue line and you have that feeling you are you just want to talk it out I guess, perhaps more so if you are experiencing fertility problems.

DH agrees with you, expat. He came home with a Clearblue digital one today. I peed on it, and let him study the flashing little egg timer while it made up it's mind.

I say when I was preg - should have said with this pregnancy

You are being unreasonable.

I'd rather see posts about someone obsessing (however futile) over something that could be a mssive event in their life than ooh, I dunno, say reading posts by someone going on about their wild and carazee pot smoking days

Hm, just a guess, but expat are you fertile?
Not so easy for those of us where large amounts of time, money and stress are involved.
(Of course, after the birth we're all the same and all have to give up large amounts of time, money and stress ).

Sorry for asking a stupid question, but i just wanted some idea. I wasn't sure if it was a week, 2 weeks, 4 weeks before it would show up. Biglips gave me the answer.

Have a nice weekend all.

I wouldn't do the am I/aren't I thing but that's just 'cos I'm incredibly impatient & would just dash straight out & get a test. Don't mind others doing it tho' - I've participated in a few & have got a bit of a vicarious thrill when some random stranger on the internet has come back to say she is pg

I'm the same as greebo I've usually done about 3 tests before AF is even due I'm that much of a nightmare.

I say if your period hasn't showed up the day after you expect it to then test, and use a clearblue digital straight answer no straining your eyes looking for lines

Fuck off, Vile, and change that name whilst you're at it .

Am I fertile? Well, I had two children, but didn't conceive them straightaway, no.

Are you referring to me ya Bee-atch Expat???

FYI... I've done 3!!!

I mean, you either are or you aren't, and no amount of speculating will change that.

Oh yeh i love it when ppl come back and say they are pg, i just don't like the not knowing who they are (not because it gets engraved in my brain though, as soon as i read it i forget!)

No, Toothy, cuz I know you are in the clear because you meant to still be enjoying the honeymoon phase of a lovely relationship

lol Expat... I hope you're right! I'm a week late but 3 negative tests last week..

Try one again and then, as you're due to have coil refitted, have them check.

oh hello toothy where you been hiding? Have you name changed and I missed it?

You dont like my name?
Heathen!
(see, all that naughtiness has dulled your senses)

well im 2.5 years late for my period....Am i pg??

Where's NDP with her 'take a farking test'!?

Well none of you were bothered about what my test result was.

not this old chestnut again